My Dad's sailboat was Passing Wind

I don't think it registered until I read your comment. Maybe compression artifacts or something? Either way, I don't like it.

Storing my batteries indoors was a requirement for having them replaced under my GreenWorks warranty. I recommend checking yours just in case.

Kinda shocked nobody pointed out the demon in the shadow eyeing your meal.

I was equally puzzled. The spelling is on the packaging in the picture they uploaded.

What an embarrassing way to behave. 🤦‍♂️

A brake torque is something you can do while driving a car. You keep one foot on the brake, hit the gas with the other foot, and take your foot off the brake. Oftentimes, this results in propelling your car forward while squealing your tires.

A kind person would refrain from doing these at night or near neighborhoods.

I could never get the hang of a neti pot. There was a 50% chance I would end up puking.

Sterile nasal saline was my savior. It's a pressurized mist that comes in a can. No need to tilt my head and no more gagging.

At first glance, the landspeeder in the top pane looked like Obi-Wan had a pistol pointed at Luke.

To make matters worse, they just had to add the runny nose.

Beyond uses chickpea protein. Soy allergies are pretty common.

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100%

When the story mentions something in the room, pause to point at it.

It's embarrassing, really.

Dwight, you ignorant slut.

I was expecting to see discussions about a new community being formed, "Sharp Men's Club".

I hope Tim Curry received credit for his likeness.

I agree 100%. The only appropriate use I can think of is using it to field FAQs or KB articles in a conversational scenario. Even then, how much use would that get over a basic search index they probably added a decade ago. Ugh.

Who's whom who warm?*

I've always used a toothbrush and shaving cream. The variety of items used is blowing my mind a bit! I think they turned out great!