Can I still use visa or MasterCard on a dildo? And can I pay for it in cash... Dollars? Is my money accepted at the local adult bookstore?

Hey migrants who died in detention.... You can comeback now! She apologized!

I'm.canceling my Netflix account.

Now he's after African Americans??? WTF! What next Chicago Italians?

I'm releasing this offensive photo:

I've made it SFW

Arrr you ready kids!

Arrrr!!!!!

I can't hear you!

I'm in the nsfw instance for the articles.

Its a zero win. I would have eaten this because I'm vegan. Meat eaters would prefer normal meats. Now I go back to just beans. Fuck rather I won't even say what I eat. That way the retards leading this stupid Rednoseance won't ban whatever I plan to eat next. Heck you know what? I'm totally going to eat beef. The most expensive kind of beef and chicken. Yeah! Totally. I'm a vegan and I will go eat the most popular meats out there!

I know one person in this exact scenario who actually brought the family here before all this shit happened and now feels trapped.

Catches one guy only to realize he's just a guy. Then he'll get Delcy or whatever the next person's name is and then the next one until finally Venezuela is just 4 kids an a goat.

My guess is that our patience will run out first. And one more thing...what happens later when dufus is not president anymore? Everyone is gonna forget he's a total asshole?

If I ever see putin face to face and I happen to carry a hammer, I'm gonna talk to him in nail language.

We already cracked. We're all in the biggest ever bubble pop, we just don't know it yet.

I don't think god exists. I keep telling you all. This is your very first and last life you're ever going to have.

For that reason, I'm in the couch trying to not toast alive in my house.

I bet people in other lesser countries like Mexico people are suffering incredible hardship that is unimaginably worse than ours. If only there was a body of people organized for the purpose of helping us all!

Anyway, if anyone needs me I'll be found in my living room within the sweaty damp area.

How about a n NBC sitcom about a Republican racist asshole who moves to Seattle and makes a ton of friends only to find out they are all gay at the nude bike riding parade?

He killed off the corporation for public broadcasting today.

Congratulations asshole.

Do some clams go to hell for dirty thoughts?

The carcinogen is "1,4-dioxane" if you're wondering.

Remember how putin arrested women, old grammars and gramps for saying anything about the "military exercise" in terms of war?

The past few weeks have been interesting. There's a local road here that includes a tight curve with a parking section that ends abruptly. The utility company is routing a creek and rebuilding the sidewalk. So they narrowed the road. The first week a bunch of carts ended up with unscheduled front suspension readjustments. They were all driving out of the lane and right into the abruptly terminated parking area. So the utilities fixed it by adding an asphalt ramp to the end of the parking area. So now you get your suspension totally destroyed and a view of the neighbors as your car flies a good foot above ground. I hope someone set up a camera for the awesomeness.

LOL, the selling point...

Richard, have you completed the 300gigapixel forward facing camera with 3D motion detection?

The headphone jack scientist team is almost done with their upgraded jack! Hurry up dude!