I'd pay to watch Jonah Hill try to beat up Google

Just got done with it; get those antibiotics as soon as you can.

They'll be Beyond™ Bronto-Burgers and they'll be expensive as hell.

Tucker is our 12ish year old Tabby. He gets in the bed at night and snuggles up with his back against my chest, and uses his paws to grab my arm and pull it in against his belly like his own little body-pillow. His purring always puts me right to sleep.

At this rate, we'll all be making cave drawings and eating Bronto-burgers before he's done.

he's wearing a shirt about jerking off farm animals in public, and that seems OK to him

Maybe it's something he thinks about a lot, and this is his way of coping with the cognitive dissonance.

Then maybe some kind of job placement program should be made available for all the folks who would stand to lose their private insurance jobs, and that's written into the transition plan. I'm sure the government is going to need help running Medicare for All.

I read it as the drones protecting the civilians from the trigger-happy cops rushing in first.

Glad you shared this. I don't think it's ever a bad thing to have more context. Also, you're being a good shepherd to all living creatures, and I think that's something that all humans have a responsibility to do.

Worked from home for 8 years, and routinely finished projects ahead of schedule which left me with a ton of time to work on furthering my education, personal projects, home maintenance and hobbies. Work life balance!

Been working an in-person role for 2 years now, have zero time during the day to do anything else, couldn't do most of those things at the office anyway, and I make no additional money. These last two years have felt like my life has largely been on hold.

My absolute favorite of theirs. Love all the harmonizing. The music video is a lot of fun, too.

Usually no, but I'm dealing with cyclospora right now and I gotta say, the sounds are unpleasant.

Been a lot of "demon" talk from him lately. Tucker's literally turning into Alex Jones before our very eyes.

Every time. Show me angry writing on a piece-of-shit car riddled with grammatical and/or spelling errors, and I'll show you a Republican voter.

Ensure you're registered to vote, vote, and encourage others to vote!

"Yeah, this 8+ year Olympic athlete over here, what a loser," said the obese old rapist, via his own Twitter rip-off made exclusively for other sad individuals, flanked by a washed-up children's YouTuber and a man in his late 50's who chose the name "kid" for himself.

Yeah, please. Why be deceptive? It serves no one.

Better yet, take responsibility for your own pleasure. Play an active role in getting what you want out of the act. Communicate. Why wouldn't you?

Ok, but he's also the guy that women need protection from.

Just you wait...

• 2024: Wicked (Part 1)
• 2025: Wicked Part 2 (Part 1)
• 2026: Wicked Part 2 (Part 2)

"I pulled some strings, and I got The List. In fact, I've got it right here with me now."

* Pulls napkin from his pocket *

"Hey, would you look at that -- Kamala Harris, right at the top, just as I suspected... Joe Biden, yep, that tracks... Wow, ALL of the Clintons, how about that? And not surprisingly, Donald J. Trump is definitely nowhere to be found on the Epstein List. Welp, there ya have it everybody."