Good news! The President only just recently set aside $1.8b worth of taxpayer dollars just for the defense of people who were unfairly prosecuted by the governm-- oh, shit... The fine print here says here that money's only available if you're THE perfectly Instagramable PR show-dog for the current administration and their anti-democratic, fascist shit-show.

Well, you know, when tyranny becomes law...

Just because they love doing the job (and they do) doesn't mean they should be doing it for free, so sayeth the Union for Employed Weasels.

M.C. Escher meets the musings of a computer on fentanyl

The whole "Bricks and Mini-figs" debacle took the tiniest shred of belief I have left in US police accountability and absolutely nuked it from orbit.

Oops! The cameras were accidentally turned off. But if you can prove they weren't, well then whoops! Here's that footage you asked for... But all the faces are blurred and all the audio is deleted "to protect the innocent," and for NO OTHER REASON, thanks for asking.

I'm sure you wouldn't be the only one, but good luck penetrating the ultimate echo chamber of "anyone who is accused of any crime must be some kind of a degenerate and therefore not worthy of any further scrutiny."

Been a lot of "demon" talk from him lately. Tucker's literally turning into Alex Jones before our very eyes.

Every time. Show me angry writing on a piece-of-shit car riddled with grammatical and/or spelling errors, and I'll show you a Republican voter.

Ensure you're registered to vote, vote, and encourage others to vote!

"Yeah, this 8+ year Olympic athlete over here, what a loser," said the obese old rapist, via his own Twitter rip-off made exclusively for other sad individuals, flanked by a washed-up children's YouTuber and a man in his late 50's who chose the name "kid" for himself.

Yeah, please. Why be deceptive? It serves no one.

Better yet, take responsibility for your own pleasure. Play an active role in getting what you want out of the act. Communicate. Why wouldn't you?

Ok, but he's also the guy that women need protection from.

Just you wait...

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"I pulled some strings, and I got The List. In fact, I've got it right here with me now."

* Pulls napkin from his pocket *

"Hey, would you look at that -- Kamala Harris, right at the top, just as I suspected... Joe Biden, yep, that tracks... Wow, ALL of the Clintons, how about that? And not surprisingly, Donald J. Trump is definitely nowhere to be found on the Epstein List. Welp, there ya have it everybody."

Oh, so Hertz has gotten wise to... every online platform that exists: Outsourcing all responsibility for their user-hostile bullshit to some vague "system" that cannot be held accountable.

I'm so sorry but the advertised cost has doubled because... Computer says so! No, sir, there's nothing I can do, sir, you see it's the system.

And you can't go anywhere else, because everyone else is doing it (or soon will be) too!

What a vile woman.

Ya gotta appreciate the guy's perfectly executed Uno Reverse Card when she started winding up to throw her cup of coffee.

Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.

"Built a 3000 bed federal prison in eight days" almost sounds like they finally actually did something, until you realize:

• The compound is located at the site of the Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport, so there was already infrastructure
• The area for detainees is a tent
• Inside the tent is bunk beds, portapotties and a chain link fence

But yeah, I also would have preferred our government take care of the unhoused (or just done nothing at all) instead of... this.

Our internal slack channels contain more and more AI-written posts, which makes me think: Thank you for throwing this wall of text on me and n other people. Now, n people need to extract the relevant information, so you are able to "save time" not writing the text yourself. Nice!!!

My last software dev employer did this, except with the "voice recording" feature. Instead of composing messages in text in a text chat (because that takes too long), he'd hit the record button and just start talking it out, then send the recording. Easy! Then the team had to download and listen to ~5 minutes of verbal diarrhea, pausing and rewinding for twice that long in an attempt to glean something useful from it. This particular kind of delusion existed before AI.

I'm not good at metaphors... Does this mean he's using "X" to shield us from free speech?