I don't know man... Sounds like something a velociraptor would say...

de-censored

Hell yeah I love women

I fix

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It's a funny joke image with silly joke text, it ain't that serious

I’d much rather deal with the fairly low chance of seeing a dude whip it out on the subway.

So true. And the chance two of us whipping it out? Astronomically low!

Don't worry guys, professional image editor here to save the day and stop incognito man from seeing what you're doing (I covered his eyes trust me bro)

Imagine poorly cropping the image for extra comedic affect

Be the change you want to see. On my phone so it's shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If my time on reddit taught me anything... When's the divorce?

Can't type out pedophile on lemmy now? Did I miss something?

Parenting problem

So true. That's why I Epstein filed the image. Now they really have something to complain about!

Tempted to get a "back the blue" and "fuck the police" stickers. Confuse everyone

Don't you dare not capitalize the late great Harambe's name #neverforget

Actually we started a line to get in, you can cutsies behind me if ya want

Also enjoy.