Dlemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyDeathToZionazis"m" Always so loud 😒View original on lemmy.ml340Comments18Reply
hhOrni lemmy.worldYou know how they say, that a sneeze is 70 percent of an orgasm? When a dad sneezes, he must get the whole thing.24Reply
TrackinDaKraken lemmy.worldMy kid used to complain about how loudly I sneeze. He's 27, now, and he does it too.17Reply
ttoynbee lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyPierce from Community had some guidance on this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwyO1Sgj77I&t=909Reply
MrScottyTay replysh.itjust.worksI miss how good of a character early pierce was. Shame that chevys behaviour made Dan write him differently as time went on.15Reply
sscrion lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI went through so much bullshit, it's the last guilty pleasure I have in this world. I deserve at least that.9Reply
xxyguy startrek.website2Hide 2 repliesThis is so often true that I would love to read a sociological study on why it is.8Reply
aadhocfungus replymidwest.socialI gained it after having a kid. I don't understand it, so I'd like to see a study as well.4Reply
wwhite_nrdy replyprogramming.devIronically my dad sneezes pretty quietly, like a mouse. Yet I have the sonic boom of a sneeze. One time in uni I sneezed during a class, the professor stopped his lecture and said "are you ok?!?!"4Reply
EEinar lemmy.zip4Hide 4 repliesTo be fair, no one should hold in their sneezes. https://www.health.com/condition/cold/is-it-just-me-holding-in-sneeze-bad Still, sneezing into a tissue (or at least the sleeve) is just good manners and protects everyone around. Explode away!4Reply
WWereCat replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesBold of you to assume that I know that I'm going to sneeze 50ms before I'm going to sneeze6Reply
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You know how they say, that a sneeze is 70 percent of an orgasm? When a dad sneezes, he must get the whole thing.
My kid used to complain about how loudly I sneeze.
He's 27, now, and he does it too.
It's orgasmic
Pierce from Community had some guidance on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwyO1Sgj77I&t=90
I miss how good of a character early pierce was. Shame that chevys behaviour made Dan write him differently as time went on.
I went through so much bullshit, it's the last guilty pleasure I have in this world. I deserve at least that.
Yes, you do!
This is so often true that I would love to read a sociological study on why it is.
I gained it after having a kid. I don't understand it, so I'd like to see a study as well.
Ironically my dad sneezes pretty quietly, like a mouse. Yet I have the sonic boom of a sneeze. One time in uni I sneezed during a class, the professor stopped his lecture and said "are you ok?!?!"
I’ll never be a dad, but I definitely inherited my dad’s sneeze.
Gotta assert dominance over the sneeze.
To be fair, no one should hold in their sneezes.
https://www.health.com/condition/cold/is-it-just-me-holding-in-sneeze-bad
Still, sneezing into a tissue (or at least the sleeve) is just good manners and protects everyone around.
Explode away!
Bold of you to assume that I know that I'm going to sneeze 50ms before I'm going to sneeze
sneez interruptus