Spyke
Vespairreply
lemmy.zip

Ngl I thought dodging the obvious punchline was the punchline

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we don't know that. They may have blasted rope at some other bukakke party.

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Honytawkreply
feddit.nl

It is correct. They are looking at their sister.

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slappyfuckreply
lemmy.ca

I still don’t understand its usage that way. I’m not a prescriptivist, I just don’t get it.

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JackbyDevreply
programming.dev

Just change it to "my POV" because it's what the photographer is currently seeing.

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Eheranreply
lemmy.world

Which then again makes it totally redundant... Just do not use it for something like this.

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Leonreply
pawb.social

I think it's funny, because bukkake is just a noun, kind of meaning to splash or pour something over something else. There are even dishes called bukkake, e.g. bukkake soba. But since in the anglosphere it pretty much exclusively refers to the sexual act, that just has a very different connotation.

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Pechentereply
feddit.org

I mean that‘s always the issue with this dumb auto swear / dirty word detection. It is simply not context aware.

Recently in a game of Hell Let Loose, someone wrote in chat that he needs hearing aids while playing and the game automatically censored „aids“ because of „get aids!“ and whatever shit someone might say in a shooter.

This auto-censoring is particularly outrageous in a shooter where you can literally see people being torn to shreds by explosions.

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No swears allowed on the Deus Vult Youth Group Christian server!

I still can't believe those kinds of servers exist, but they do.

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lemmy.zip

Why beat around the bush? Just go directly to the source and eat fish jizz

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lemmy.world

Sorry to pick nits, but if the definition is "to pour something over something else," that's a verb.

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Leonreply
pawb.social

ぶっ掛け (bukkake) is a noun, like "a splash of coffee."

ぶっ掛ける (bukkakeru) is a verb, like "I like to splash around."

Granted, bukkake isn't that kind of splash, it's rather "they splashed water on the flames."

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lemmy.world

i would change your first example to "a splash of cream in your coffee". in english that implies the sense of scale.

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sp3ctr4lreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

No, they're explaining it to primarily Americans, who typically don't get a splash of cream in their coffee, so much as they get a splash of coffee in their milkshake.

Thus, it works correctly.

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lemmy.world

since you're going to pedant, pedant correctly. they don't get coffee in their milkshake, they get espresso. when they get coffee, they get a splash of milk.

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No, I am talking about Starbucks drinks, Frappucinos, which are basically milkshakes, that have vague hints of actual coffee in them, where the majority of the 'coffee' flavor somes from flavored syrups or chips or powders of some kind.

Those are far, far more commonly imbibed in the US, compared to the rest of the world, than the more traditional coffee with a splash of something, or a dirty 'whatever' via adding an espresso shot, a traditional latte, etc.

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lemmy.world

Not quite the same, although interesting!

In this case, "Bukkake" is a noun in both English and Japanese. "Bukkakeru" with the "ru" on the end is the verb form that the noun comes from. English didn't change it, the picking of nits above just wasn't quite correct.

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lemmy.world

Technically the other poster's definition of bukkake was what was not quite correct, the nits I picked were based on that.

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Haha fair enough. It's kind of hard to define a nominalized verb in English, I feel, so I'd give it to him, but you're free to pick all the nits 😂

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So basically, bukkake/bukkakeru is nearly a direct translation to 'splooge'.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/splooge

Where you can splooge your splooge all over someone, and then you'll have splooged your splooge on them.

And maybe you can be splooging untill the sun comes up, and people will say 'nobody else splooges like that guy'.

So, silly examples, but you can see 'splooge' is both the noun for the... resulting liquid, and also the verb for ... 'creating' it, expelling it.

Not exactly the same, grammatically, but pretty close.

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Kinda like when I asked my daughter what she was watching and she said mukbang videos... (Unsure of the spelling). I was like WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING??

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slrpnk.net

I'm too lazy to remake this meme because of censorship. Unfortunately, this is how memes are trending thanks to AI and algorithms

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lemmy.world

Yeah it was less a judgement on you and more on the AI and algorithms :).

I miss the ole internet

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Be the change you want to see. On my phone so it's shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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slappyfuckreply
lemmy.ca

The self censorship is really disheartening. I read a defense of it that I considered thoughtful, but I truly hate it. I don’t know what we should do about it. Mass resistance?

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Only thing I can think is stop using platforms that demand it.

But we’re in such a minority sadly :(

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Bakkodareply
sh.itjust.works

It's required PPE in the state of California for all orgies. Safety first.

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lemmy.world

The irony is that the shower cap & goggles cause cancer in the state of California, so we just can't win over here.

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I wonder how many references I am missing daily.

I've watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and then started seeing references to it everywhere.
I read 1984, and then started seeing references to it everywhere.
I watched Idiocracy, and then started seeing references to it everywhere.
I switched to Arch, and then started seeing references to it everywhere, btw.
etc...

And it doesn't stop. This has to mean I still keep missing many. I'd probably scroll past this comment if I didn't see that label on some Adata drive, since they don't seem to be that common in EU.

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Diddlydeereply
feddit.uk

I'm no fancy bukkake expert, but I'd wager cleaning is easier and less risk of eye infection.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Only with cold water. Semen has a lot of protein in it, which means it will curdle and harden like scrambled eggs when it gets hot. Lots of women make the mistake of trying to use hot water, (because hot water cleans better, right?) but that has it immediately gumming up and getting sticky before they can even get the shampoo lathered.

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sh.itjust.works

I can tell this is fake because "man passes up opportunity for free, consensual sexual act" is so far beyond fiction it's not even funny.

Although that does sound like an Onion article title.

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piefed.zip

I can think of several men I know, including myself, who would not want to attend a bukkake

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sp3ctr4lreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Yeah, I'm entirely capable of standing around and jerking off on my own, without driving across town, without having to interact with the kind of people that would show up to an impromptu bukkake party.

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lemmynsfw.com

Sounds like you want to plan yours out then. If you do so at your own home, we’ve solved most of your hurdles here!

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I mean, I would consider going to (or organizing) a planned sex party or something like that, but the problem for me here is mostly that it's just bukkake.

If the uh, the set of activities were a bit more diverse, or interesting, maybe me sitting around and not doing any work, like a lipstick party... or any number of things that actually require, or are considerably more enjoyable with another person or multiple people...

That'd be more appealing.

That, and, frankly, I kind of just find the idea of a bukkake scene inherently demeaning to women... or I gueas just any uh, subject, regardless of sex/gender.

Sure, probably some ladies are into that, some guys are into that, etc.

Just gives me bad vibes, don't like the idea of treating someone's face as a collective group cum dumpster, even if its consensual, just feels gross to me.

Further, you'd need to vet the participants, screen/background check them generally, also screen for STIs/STDs, etc.

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Honytawkreply
feddit.nl

Afraid seeing other dicks might awaken something in you?

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sh.itjust.works

From a misspent youth, I can tell you that many people, even straight men, ghost sex parties/moresomes, even with attractive cis women, even after paying a deposit in advance.

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oh ho! hee hee! ha ha!

But seriously folks...

I would pay on the door to avoid exactly this. Im one to dip if the scene isn't my bag, but I would at least make the effort to turn up.

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Well you're wrong on both counts, so at least you're consistent.

You may also be taking it far too seriously. I certainly wasn't. It's a ahitpost, not a documentary.

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sh.itjust.works

Does it count if there are goggles involved?

Not kink shaming but definitions matter damn it.

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piefed.social

Goggles? Shower cap? TISSUES???

What kind of podunk bukkake is this?! No wonder no one showed up.

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lemmy.world

tbf, some people have sensitivity issues and are grossed out by cum on hair/eyes, they are still allowed horny and covered in cum if they want to

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tomiantreply
piefed.social

"Yes I had a question about tonight's bukkake, I am allergic to cum, do you have a vegan alternative?"

Let me tell you, I was involved in organizing gangbangs in a major city, this was not once a thing.

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lemmy.world

Idk what the original context of the image was supposed to be but I don't even care tbh. 😂

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I find this much more interesting than the meme. I’m wondering what exactly she is facing down there.

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lemmy.ml

He could be a good big brother and help her out /s

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The original comment said bog brother. I spent minutes on this image, MINUTES, I will not have it tarnished by edits.

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They didn’t cum because she covered her eyes and hair. That’s the whole point isn’t it? AIM for the eyes

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a bukkake is crazy

also shouldn't it be nobody "came"? it'd be more funnier (incorrect grammar intended)

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slappyfuckreply
lemmy.ca

I think tattoos have become extremely commonplace, that’s all. I haven’t watched porn in many years, but I would guess it’s just a reflection of a general societal trend.

It shows up in the rantings and ravings of right wing nutjobs who lament these types of things. They once developed an AI to remove tattoos and make women dress more modestly, I have no doubt the porn is annoying them too.

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If you don’t watch porn, then you’re speculating. Porn aesthetics aren’t a simple mirror of “societal trends” they’re shaped by platform algorithms, niche markets, and performer branding.

Dragging in right-wing moral panic and some AI anecdote is just noise. Without firsthand exposure or actual data, this is guesswork, not insight.

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Back atcha, but FR I don't think I could hog l him up with that many bunny tattoos.

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