I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile.
I wrote her "nice ass".
To which she answered: "you guys are really original, you know that?"
Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.
i see youre a fellow arborist, what's your favorite thing about [tree in pic]
Or really anything other than a milquetoast expression of horniness. Could try to be funny, could try to be genuine.... honestly "nice ass" is very low effort. This person is probably getting 20 of those a day. You need to stand out.
(Hawkeye pose = the butt+boobs twist commonly used on covers that looks ridiculous when Hawkeye is drawn in the same pose, and he is, unofficially, at least).
I thought women have some obsession with truck crashes or something. "Perhaps they're pointing out how unsafe trucks are? Maybe they're judging the predominantly male drivers? Fighting back the female driver stereotype?"
Nope. No politics there. Just bootycheeks.
EDIT: Holy shit I fact-checked myself and discovered that only ONE PERCENT of UK truck drivers are women. Daaaaamn...
Useless nobody + Micky7 ass post
You give me hope for society with this crop. Thank you.
He’s not an ambiturner, this is clearly photoshopped
This nobody has a lot of opinions 👴
Post butt pic
looks at butt
"Hey don't look at my butt"
Then why did you post it?
I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile. I wrote her "nice ass". To which she answered: "you guys are really original, you know that?"
Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.
Or really anything other than a milquetoast expression of horniness. Could try to be funny, could try to be genuine.... honestly "nice ass" is very low effort. This person is probably getting 20 of those a day. You need to stand out.
Ass in spandex pics are the female equivalent of dick pics - low effort hornbait.
😄
People are so persnickety about what they want you to say.
Did she come out of the screen to tell you not to look at her butt?
Also pictured: your life after dating her
Also, cats.
Thanks buddy.
Belly rubs
Nobody nothing?
Not nobody!
Isn't this the Hawkeye pose in comics?
(Hawkeye pose = the butt+boobs twist commonly used on covers that looks ridiculous when Hawkeye is drawn in the same pose, and he is, unofficially, at least).
I don't get it, maybe cause I don't have Instagram. What's this meant to represent, since I assume it's not about trucks doing impossible u-turns
Girls on instagram all pose butt first for no reason other than clout bait.
So what's with the Nobody: modifier? Doesn't that mean it isn't happening that way?
I'm so confused.
Edit: asking a question, shove your fucking downvotes up your fucking ass.
The “Nobody:” means nobody asked for it, but they do it anyway.
Never understood this. Then it should be 'everybody:', right? because now 'nobody' is silent
As it stands right now, it means "nobody said nothing"; your way it would mean "everybody said nothing".
Someone added it to the top of a meme that it kind of made sense on and now every fucking meme has
Nobody:
At the top as if it adds any fucking thing to it in any way whatsoever.
Dead meme.
It's supposed to read like dialogue.
not all girls (!)
also some boys too
Boys are just girls but not.
You made this comment just to humble brag that you don't use Instagram, didn't you
Someone post more steel ass please
nobodydudes on Instagram: hand in pants while pointing gun at screenWho's going to turn this into the meme of the guy looking back and the angry girl?
She got dumps like a truck, truck, truck
The jillknife pose.
I had to read the comments to get this.
I thought women have some obsession with truck crashes or something. "Perhaps they're pointing out how unsafe trucks are? Maybe they're judging the predominantly male drivers? Fighting back the female driver stereotype?"
Nope. No politics there. Just bootycheeks.
EDIT: Holy shit I fact-checked myself and discovered that only ONE PERCENT of UK truck drivers are women. Daaaaamn...
She got a booty like a long haul truck, but I can send you down Interstate 95!
A booty like a long haul truck...so, rectangular and for hire?
checks notes Yes!
5 feet off the ground and full of stuff that's not hers?