He should learn to budget his money.

Gosh, I sure do give a shit about his regrets

Dork

Wat

Look at you, Suzie, all rebellious n shit. Have you learned your lesson?

I must be weird because I grew up in the 80s, in the heyday of marketing this shit to kids, I had all the violent action figures, and I was skeptical of the military to the point it caused a rift in my family.

And I grew up to be an anarchist. 🤷‍♂️

Did I learn the wrong lessons from G.I. Joe?

Empathy must be performative because if we aren't all deeply hateful people underneath, that would mean they'd have to face their own insecurity

Master negotiator he's the best negotiator, no one's ever seen negotiations like this before

Algae, and now the paint is peeling. Could not be more emblematic. Didn't solve the problem, and inarguably made it worse.

He also continues to age, so there's the inevitably angle to consider

This is just what unconditional surrender looks like

I've trusted the wrong people too often for my liking, and figuring out the why's and the how's might be my next therapy goal. There are so many possibilities for reasons relationships fail, at this point I'm not starting from a conclusion. I just want to investigate.

Chris Pratt wasn't even doing a voice or anything, I wasn't sure if it was a real movie at first

Awake when I should be asleep. Worried when I should be assured. Burning out when I ought to be recharging.

Another fine testament to compartmentalization

“There will be some comments like, ‘Well, thank God we have abortion services,’ even though what I went through wasn’t an abortion,” she said.

Dunno what the fuck else you wanna call it, but hey, gotta do those mental gymnastics.

Tech billionaires trying to solve the world's problems is a bit like a cancer trying to save its host from organ failure

That's some high-level incel shit right there

"All these porn sick brain rotted pedo gamer fetishists so desperate to get their hands on rape-my-little-sister incest games they’re now exchanging clues on how to find them so that they don’t all die overnight," Collective Shout co-founder Melinda Tankard Reist tweeted

Ah, so this was a rational, scientific study-based campaign centered around ensuring the health and well-being of society, and not at all an emotionally-charged crusade to take material away from people you find repulsive based on content you personally object to. Got it.

Angelenos are not stupid. Let them guard empty streets.