83 and he's still got that dog in him.

They're just Republicans with a bong.

Freddy was bi. He wrote "Love of my Life" about Mary Austin.

This is a good way to make certain that I only show up to your funeral to make sure you're dead.

We live in a fucking clown world.

"The whole world is laughing at us."

No, they're laughing at Trump voters. The rest of us they just feel sorry for.

What an utter fucking buffoon. This man shouldn't be trusted to use a fork without protective eyewear let alone run a god damn country.

I shit on ICE and everything it stands for.

All my homies shit on ICE, too.

TIL parasitism is a talent.

Hitler and Himmler believed in "World Ice Theory" which was put forth by some German crackpot who stated the base matter of all reality was ice.

They're just mad that reality has a left-wing bias.

It'd be really awesome if he died choking on a ham sandwich while on the shitter.

Vampire twink ass got him feeling weird.

The guy who first showed me D&D when I was a kid went on to rape and murder a 90 year old woman who lived down the street during a botched robbery.

This asshole is the kind of bumbling cartoonishly psychotic politician you read about on surviving pre-bomb terminals in Fallout.

Yeah, his wife has definitely served him divorce papers.

This is exactly the kind of behavior I want to see from Democrats. A deeply unserious person like Donald Trump deserves to be heckled like the bad fucking joke he is.

You know what would stop Musk? A broken fucking jaw and deportation.

Reminds me of this dipshit I saw in a Starbucks once wearing one of those anti-welfare t shirts. He spent a good 20 minutes bragging to this poor young woman working the counter about how hard of a worker he is and that people on welfare are parasites.

When she asked him what he did, he sheepishly responded that he did a few hours a week of per diem work at UPS. She just rolled her eyes and asked him if he needed anything in that "buy something or get fuck out" tone.

After he left, she started talking to another employee about how much of a tool he was. The other coworker responded that he pulls this goofy anti-welfare ranting shit to try and impress new girls and that he actually lives with his parents and collects state aid himself.

I wish I could live to see the day where citing the Bible in support of an argument gets you laughed out of the fucking room.