I'm frankly surprised that hippos kill ANY sharks tbh 🤷🏻

Also, in both cases many more are killed by humans than the other way around.

Until you inevitably crash at high speed and die gruesomely

It tends to treat everyone except a few corpos pretty damn awfully, in fact..

Really? I must have forgotten the part of Christine where the car becomes amphibious!

Granted, it HAS been a few decades since I read it..

The boot (trunk) of the car.

Also, there's a double entendre since "boot" is also German for boat. Triple if you find a way of making Das Boot relevant to the comic 🤷🏻

I've been listening to Bruce Springsteen's memoir Born to Run. It's surprisingly good; I highly recommend it. Bruce reads the audiobook himself. I went in with a casual appreciation for Bruce and his music, and am coming out as a massive fan

I second all of this ❤️

What's the first one from?

Would love to be able to provide a source when using it to taunt fascist Marvel fans 😁

Thanks for reminding me of one of the best meme templates out there! 😁🫶🏼

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The worst part of growing up isn't that you realize that comic book heroes aren't real.

It's realizing that villains are real and in charge of everything.

Or military grade axes 🤷🏻

Or a middle aged dude and the Commodore/Amiga games he played as a kid 😁

Rock Star Ate My Hamster will always be precious to me ❤️

Or doing the pursuits at all, for that matter.

In a society where the government is surveiling every other person and have cameras everywhere, the old "if we don't get our perp now he's gone forever" trope is bullshit.

As much as they make for entertaining TV and make cops feel all macho and accomplished, car chases are COMPLETELY unnecessary reckless endangerment in almost all cases.

Can't really compare a position that only 45 people have had over a 250 year period with regular jobs, though.

Besides, the last time a president died in office, my boomer dad was 12 years old. The last time a logfighter died on the job was probably some time this month if not this week.

I'm only happy when it's complicated

Nah, I did that shit on purpose, inspired by this comment on gender neutral job titles on the original post from [email protected] 😁