Spyke

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TBH I think of sex even when it's not raining. Hmm... maybe I should start OnlyFans to get rich...

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infosec.pub

Rich people don't farm. They pay others to farm for them while calling themselves farm owners.

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I don't get it. I don't think of sex when it rains, neither do I think of farming. I think of reading in bed. I might be reading about sex, but that's not the point.

Also, I'm not thinking about farming when I see a picture of a pretty girl, call me weird, I guess.

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piefed.world

The whole time I'm having sex I think about farming so I don't cum instantly.

I think about sexy cows when I want the big finish though.

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You're thinking of plowing her field aka "farming".

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lemmy.ml

Every time it rains, I think of plowing.

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saltescreply
lemmy.world

You want a ruined plow? That's how you get a ruined plow.

I don't know why I come here for farming advice...

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You are correct. I should be spreading my seed instead.

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lemmy.nz

TF I’m gonna grow to get rich offa farming? Drugs?

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This is like some deep deep agro-economy hustle culture. Yo don’t be complaining about things - go out there and git them soybeans!!

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lemmy.zip

Well you can't really do a lot of things on the fields when it's muddy anyway

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