"We're originalists!"

I hope every second of his ten months in person prison was hell.

*Edit: I was tired

Haha is that a Dead Kennedys tape? Jello is the fucking man

Sure is! Good eye.

I have a tinfoil hat theory that chase is on the brink of insolvency based entirely on the fact that they're still building brick and mortar banks fucking everywhere.

This is entirely anecdotal and I have nothing to base it on other than my own observations, but seriously, it's weird. If you're in a city in the US there's probably either a newly-opened Chase branch near you, or one under construction. Who the fuck is still going to banks?

Anyway. My theory is that they're extremely over leveraged on high-interest loans and credit cards, are either hemorrhaging money or will be soon, and know they'll need lots of easily-disposable real estate for when regulators order them to start liquidating.

They're still like that... If someone needs help or medical attention during a show, they throw on the lights and stop playing until they get the thumbs up. They're cool as fuck about diversity and representation when selecting supporting acts too. For how big they've gotten, they're an exceptionally humble and open minded bunch of people.

You had me for a sec🤣

Not a Krugman Stan by any means, but that is a hilarious fucking response

This guy?

This guy is where you get your science information?

Why should anyone give a fuck what your opinion is, ever?

Couch tour is almost as good as being there! I'll be doing that for Forest Hills starting tonight

"We apologize for the inconvenience this causes you."

Yes I'm sure you fucking do.

They're not even going to pretend to count the votes, are they?

That's fucking hilarious

They're also a Republican voter, and voted 3rd party in 2024. If they don't think this is what they signed up to do they're a fucking idiot.

Like we stayed out of Iran, Venezuela, and Cuba's?

Sure JD

What fucking losers, holy shit

Maybe try, I dunno, just supporting your daughter and watching her play the game?

Reckless like her continued support of Israel in their genocide against the Palestinian people, which lost her entire districts which may have voted otherwise? Or reckless like doing appearances with Dick fucking Cheney to appeal to an imaginary centrist voting block that isn't there, instead of pushing one single progressive policy? That kind of reckless?

"I don't give a fuck who they're screwing in private

I wanna know who they're screwing in public"

This bitch puts children in cages. Ridicule and shame her and her family for hypocrisy all you want, it's well deserved, but the fact that this even matters is pretty wild.

Yeah I'm pretty sure for $70 a functional engine should be the bare minimum.

What a fucking chode.

I live in that particularly odious senator's state, and saw this on the bike trail yesterday.