He's a peeble streamer on doop

That big bag costs less than the little box.

But then you have another dish to wash. I'll just stick to chomping directly on the brick like nature intended.

Have I been spelling mega-lard-ass wrong this whole time?

I'mma upvote, because you made me chortle, but you're wrong. Ska is the peak of musical perfection.

I think you're forgetting about the cinematic experience that is "jingle All the way"

It's not just you. There are dozens of us.

Thank god fish aren't into cash.

You've got a beautiful mind

Tennessee doesn't use breathalyzers. If you fail the field sobriety test you get taken to the nearest hospital to get your blood tested.

AEW: fight forever is supposed to be like a throwback to the WWE games before 2k. I got it for the switch, and I enjoy it even though the graphics are abysmal.

Well... Big show did get shot with a tranquilizer dart once.

I feel like I'm missing some context

Flogging Molly's "punch drunk grinning soul" or Modest mouse's "king rat" are the first two that come to mind. If you like those I can probably find some more gems from the hours a day I used to watch back in the mid to late 00's.