Boimler's rant is forever in my top ten trek moments

"The Doctor didn't spend 7 years in the Delta quadrant for you fuckers to question his agency! He's got rights!"

Dude. You bailed a TREK series during the first season? Rookie.

And you end up with the US getting hosed while the rest of us swim in cheap EVs.

Strangely, this is not the first time have heard of a parrot doing this. I guess you can lie to yourself, but the parrot still sees all

Send me a msg and i'll dig through my sports drawer when i get home tomorrey. 10I here. I have an awesome bra. I can go trampolining in it (and have).

My uncle ben wa would like them back pls

The fooooooooog

Torties are sooo neurotic i s2g. We have a 14 year old who was literally born into my hands, never had a bad day in her life, still wigs out at a shoe under a coffee table

(Sam and his brother Max are both rescues. And originally either from a feral colony or a really messed up breeder)

fucking plagiarism machine. I loathe it.

Claude at least has uses

I'm taking away your keyboard until you achieve basic reading comprehension

Why is your first assumption "she's not being hit on"

She literally tells you she is being harassed, right there in the text, nothing else, just "being harassed" and your first instinct is "nope, didn't happen" on the basis of absolutely nothing.

What the actual fuck is wrong with you

"Wahhh i walked into a community that didnt cater to me and started shitting on a post about harassment and now i'm being told my behaviour wasn't good and this community won't cater to me you are all MEAN and SEXIST"

Fucking just admit you saw the image, thought it was a shitpost and acted accordingly. Throwing a gigantic tantrum just makes you look like a jackass.

making Invert sugar during Pride is a deep cut, but I'll accept it.

Respectfully? They're already harassing, did you read the text? Shall i fetch you glasses? There is no respect to the woman here, only respect to the "ownership" of another male

You seem to be unaware, but a woman existing is not a fucking invite for you to hit on her in the first place

The best relationships are the ones that you accidentally fall into from a friendship.

Hoping for threesomes, the little grots.

What part of a lesbian relationship needs a male

I retract my earlier statement, how are you on cats? I know a very polite ginger with a lovely singing voice and an extremely wiggly tail.

(I lie, he has a vocal wail that sounds like a neurotic car braking around a corner and the single most naked looking anus I've ever seen on a mammal - but he IS very polite and friendly and looks like he's perpetually wearing footy pyjamas.

Ok he also likes to suck his own penis but we've all been teenagers, don't judge)

"Passing" is a tool of the oppressor, plenty of cis women don"t "pass" (see every article of terfs harassing toilet usage), fuckit, let's go find you a nice gf.

When you catch a tiger anteater by the tail....

I think they're about to find out you can't.

I'm guessing the logic is "Oh but you see it's out of support we can't guaranteeeeee it will still call 000"

It might work on an old as hell model that actually has a 3g antennae, but the router patch was put in an IOS that predates my fucking phone so good fucking luck claiming that shit.