My kid every time. What are you even doing dude? “I found all my skylanders” room still looks like a tornado went through it.

I raised a trans, bi-sexual, adhd, autistic, zoomer to adulthood. Typing that made me feel pretty freaking proud, but I wouldn’t get the job.

Defecation*

It’s not like people bringing loud music to the beach is something new and different.

Potato launcher 🥰

What the absolute fuck?

I just had some serious flashbacks to all the fucking Handy Manny I’ve watched. Thanks for that. 👍🏻

Good! You have such a beautiful smile & it legit makes you look even more beautiful.

And now you cursed us all! 🫠

I live in “appears offline”

What the actual fuck? 😂

Happy lemmyversary 🎉

If it’s clean it tastes like any other clean dick.

Aww, they match. ^_^

You have a fantastic username.

“Vegan” stickers on a bag of ice would be silly

can’t snap Time stops for no one. Sorry my fine motor skills are garbage.

I am the Sunshine.

Upvoting this feels wrong

I would love to live in that world, but it’s not just guns. Anything is a weapon if you’re determined enough.

When I was in high school bomb threats were all the rage, some weren’t just bullshit. I believe around the same time Somme kid somewhere in the us took a knife to school and knifed a bunch of kids. People suck and will always find a way to maximize damage done to other people.