lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyQuinnyCoded oh look a toy!View original on sh.itjust.works374Comments19
ssubOrange lemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesBirthday cards are to be read three times only: Once you get it, pretending you read all of it. Once the party is over and you are ready to throw it into a drawer somewhere. Before throwing it to the bin. More than that you are vanity deprived.37
bbig_slap replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesstuck on step 3 with the last christmas card my grandparents gave me19
ssubOrange replylemmy.worldOk, dudes, you need to stop being so real for once. I was meaning to be funny and now I’m tearing up. Sorry for your loss, I wish I had something personal written to me by my grandparents. Cherish that card!13
yyermaw replysh.itjust.worksIm hoarding so many for that reason. Looking at the pile like this is gonna hurt like fuck in a decade or so7
Homo_Erectus lemmy.zip1Hide 1 reply"What is this box ?" "Oooh my old water ring game. I think I deserves a little break from cleaning"22
adarza replypiefed.cawe had all kinds of these things. mom loved 'em. grandma loved 'em. even grandpa would play for at least a little while before going back to the weather channel on tv.5
SSunshine reddthat.comMy kid every time. What are you even doing dude? “I found all my skylanders” room still looks like a tornado went through it.17
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 replypawb.social1Hide 1 replyHave you tried shoving a red hot fire poker up your urethra? I'm confident that'd be a unique experience.0
QuinnyCoded replysh.itjust.workssometimes I give people random tags just for shits and giggles and I always appreciate when I get a reminder of why: 3
PPapaStevesy lemmy.worldTechnically that's the pov of the roommate of someone who cleaned their room too hard.13
rrockSlayer lemmy.blahaj.zoneIs it really cleaning if you don't end up taking a nostalgia trip at least once?9
catbum lemmy.world"I must now apply every color contained in this fifteen-year-old eyeshadow palette onto my face."9
TTouchMacaque lemmy.caThis is me after a night of drinking dayquil and NyQuil while surfing the web using a skamtebord instead of a computer.5
Birthday cards are to be read three times only:
More than that you are vanity deprived.
stuck on step 3 with the last christmas card my grandparents gave me
Ok, dudes, you need to stop being so real for once. I was meaning to be funny and now I’m tearing up.
Sorry for your loss, I wish I had something personal written to me by my grandparents. Cherish that card!
Im hoarding so many for that reason. Looking at the pile like this is gonna hurt like fuck in a decade or so
Maybe they're homesick and it's got a long note from their mom
That’s two too many.
"What is this box ?"
"Oooh my old water ring game. I think I deserves a little break from cleaning"
we had all kinds of these things. mom loved 'em. grandma loved 'em. even grandpa would play for at least a little while before going back to the weather channel on tv.
My kid every time. What are you even doing dude? “I found all my skylanders” room still looks like a tornado went through it.
Why do I have no unique experiences
Have you tried shoving a red hot fire poker up your urethra? I'm confident that'd be a unique experience.
sometimes I give people random tags just for shits and giggles and I always appreciate when I get a reminder of why:
Technically that's the pov of the roommate of someone who cleaned their room too hard.
Is it really cleaning if you don't end up taking a nostalgia trip at least once?
"I must now apply every color contained in this fifteen-year-old eyeshadow palette onto my face."
This is one for the family group chat
This is me after a night of drinking dayquil and NyQuil while surfing the web using a skamtebord instead of a computer.
Grandma I'm 36.
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