former current slave plantation

Anyone who comments "this", "holup", or "came here to say this" can go fuck themselves.

I'll stop doing this when we make a new punctuation that conveys my need for people to like me lol

If someone tells you who they are, believe them.

I mean, who do you think bought them the flag? 🤷‍♂️

4046 years is pretty old for a tree

Sonic but he just runs

Supermassive black hole in my ass

Except maybe to prison 😅🥲😢😭

Not really, but the system was rigged to make him win. If popular votes decided elections, there would never be a republican president

Aliens, at its core, is a movie about motherhood. Newt is the surrogate for Ripley's daughter that she lost. When Newt's in danger, it's not the badass space marines who save her. It's the mother who will move heaven and earth to protect her child.

Painting miniatures. Anyone can do it and make their board games look way nicer.

It's ads all the way down

The Muppets Saving Private Ryan

I'll be honest, I actually loved Ms. Marvel and will definitely watch The Marvels as soon as it hits streaming, but pretty much the only movie I can think of on the horizon that could get me to physically go to a filthy, disgusting movie theater filled with horrible annoying movie-goers is Dune part 2. The experience of going to see films in theaters lost all of its appeal to me in recent years, and there's always one motherfucker on their phone the whole time that no one will do anything about.

...Can you burn a Luigi board?

Oh, that's right! What's up, Mr. Cheezle!

Good night, sweet prince. You weren't a good app... you were the best.

At least I can rest easy knowing that legal experts THRASHED it.

Srimp heaven now!