Spyke

Rip & Tear in my ass

Yep, been using it as an alarm clock lately 😂

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Symphony of Destruction in my ass

fitting because I recently contracted food poisoning

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Well, this could not have worked out better....

Push It in my ass

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Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass

...I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.

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9 to 5 in my ass.

Look, if it’s Dolly I’m all in. This woman is a treasure

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In The End In My Ass

"I've put my thrust in yoooou, pushed as far as I can goooo..."

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Cha Cha Slide in my ass.

I scanned the Spotify code on my neighbors car and it linked to Cha Cha Slide - Clubstar Mix. I nearly burst out laughing. It's the last thing I listened to, and it has this story to go with it.

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My playlist is a bit weird:

  • And so it went in my ass
  • Always will be (acoustic version) in my ass
  • The beheading of the King in my ass.
    (It's a guillotine-like tool)
  • Factory of death in my ass
    (It's only fun the fist few executions, then it just becomes a job)
  • Enemy within my ass
  • Childhoods End in my ass
  • Chasm in my ass
  • Heavy Metal Viking in my ass
    (The raids are insane)
  • Some kind of monster in by ass
    (Still that same viking)
  • Six feet deep in by ass
  • Prelude of Worms in my ass
  • Necropolis in my ass
  • Playing with dolls in my ass
  • Tinnitus in my ass
    (It just won't stfu, never ever, always with the iiiiiiiiii ...)
  • Not enough in my ass
  • Buried alive in my ass
  • The fallen one in my ass
  • The last glow of day in my ass
  • Starlight in my ass
  • Starting at the sun in my ass
    (Basically three identical songs)
  • Hall of the Mountain King in my ass
    (It fits 300 if they sits)
  • Fatal Error in my ass
    (Just refresh the site with a splash of lube)
  • Spit in my ass
    (No, thats not what I meant!)
  • The rabbit hole in by ass
  • The wolf you feed in by ass
  • Arrival in my ass
  • Survive in my ass
    (If the wolves can, so can you)
  • The chosen ones in my ass
    (There is a small admission fee for the un-chosen)
  • The Champion in my ass
  • Alone in my ass

Suzie in my ass
(I should call her, She's a Killer in by ass, a true Sex metal Barbie in my ass)

... and all things will end ...

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Holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost in my ass

Or, my favorite option from my most recent playlist: In too deep in my ass

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Apocalypsis Noctis in my ass

Considering I'm writing this while sitting on toilet after eating extra spicy Korean soup... It weirdly fits

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Mysteries and Mayhem (in my ass)

::: spoiler probably TMI Which is not too far from reality. My spouse brought home Domino's for cheap dinner and my gut predictably revolted. Tasty though. :::

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I am gonna claw (out your eyes and drown you to death) in my ass

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Just like fire in my ass

See you again in my ass

This is what you came for in my ass

Cinderella's dead in my ass

Bury a friend in my ass

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The only way is up!!!...

This is the end....

Sing Hallelujah!!...

Don't want no short dick man...

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SYML - Mr Sandmann in my ass

Yeah, that sounds pretty irritating

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Misfit Toys in my ass

Pink Sand in my ass

What Life Brings in my ass

A Fool Moon Night in my ass

this never gets old

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Well, it's going through my head right now, so I will count it.

Ceilings in my ass

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Innuendo in my ass.

If I'd seen this post a few minutes earlier it could have been Good Old-fashioned lover boy in my ass, and a bit later would have been I want it all in my ass.

The Queen back catalogue is full of winners for this game.

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Against the kitchen floor in my ass

At least it has somewhat of a sense

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CORN-FED YETIS in my ass

LORDFARQUADZILLA in my ass

I Miss You in my ass

Pray to God for your Mother in my ass

A HOGMAN'S DELIGHT in my ass

Give Me Danger in my ass

All sorts of fun combos in my recent plays

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My So didn't know the guy from Frozen was in Halimton, so I played his numbers for her.

"You'll be Back", followed by "What Comes Next", and then "I Know Him."

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