And they're delicious. So more water equals more delicious. It's simple math!

Oh, so you think they fucked up right here? Let them fuck up even harder!

That'll show you!

That was my hope as well. But then my employer gave me 75 times the budget without me asking for it.

That's not entirely true, us Germans love statistics but more like goal to attempt rate or something like this. Received passes, etc. Not whatever they're trying to do here.

What? No way, Elon Musk is a saint and they should change the face of that statue in Rio de Janeiro of some unknown wimp to his! 😭

I mean I don't really have to tell you it's satire, do I? Boil him, mash him, put him in a stew.

What? Swim into the net? Like a dumb fish?

Yeah, me probably as well.

Holy shit, that's a lot of money.

I like the design, I'm just wondering if you wouldn't be able to throw in a track ball or something like this in addition. I don't like switching from keyboard to mouse.

I can imagine, it would still be great though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*confused dick sounds*

Exactly. I don't care if they could have saved it if their mother was born in August, statistically speaking, or if they had a goldfish at seven.

I feel SO represented, and I'm German.

It's the admission test.

That headline would have written itself, but they chose to ignore it.

I want to watch it as well please.

Okay, but have they tried giving drugs 300 billion dollars? I've heard this will win any war.

But use protection. We don't want it to procreate!

That depends... do you consider Germany after World War II and reunification and stuff a new country? Because then: absolutely flawless 💖🥳

I got a PHEV and two months (that was at the start of covid, it took ages) before it finally arrived my city got rid of the charger near my house. Cool cool, thanks.

The next one wasn't extremely far away, but you'll think twice if you want to walk ten minutes through a hail storm.

And the last one to make the opening look like a mouth about to give head.

"I'm gonna stop you so much, you'll need a cigarette afterwards."

My God dude, leave some thrill for the rest of us. What are you, a 90s action hero?