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lemmy.zip

"Im so fragile that the color purple makes me scared to play a game." -that guy

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I mean, the color purple was a bit critical of that type of person so

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I remember people freaking out over a rainbow in Diablo 3. Physics is gay.

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lemmy.world

The other expansions from 10 years ago were exactly the same 🤔

I don't believe any white bigot on Twitter is real anymore. Not that I think racism has been solved and it's just the bots left, but unless I get very specific doxx-level confirmation of people's identities on Twitter, I just assume they're Russian or Indian phantoms. Mainly for my own mental health.

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Sad to confirm I know one of them. I had to end the friendship years ago when he went MAGA. It may surprise you to learn he's also a crackhead, a thief and living off welfare.

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Yeah, seems totally unexpected. We should all stay on X another ten years just in case it changes.

/s

I actually hated Twitter almost as much as X. It's all brainless stupid people twattering about fuckin nothing every day of the year.

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What a hard life this must be, being afraid of colors and companies hiring people without asking them for permission first.

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sh.itjust.works

They just mixed the red and blue together, and put white text! It's all 3 of the 'Murika colors!

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No.. Not American. We are getting an Australian DLC! Geralt riding his ute and trying not to get killed by drop bears.

Going to the next town will take 3 days of playtime.

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dude probably has a conniption fit every time he sees the Minnesota Vikings play.

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lemmy.ca

Is purple gay now? I just wanna make sure to buy the right color shirt. I wouldn’t want to be sucking my homeboy’s dick and for him to think I was enjoying it because of a purple shirt.

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Varestireply
lemmy.zip

Every color is gay, taste the rainbow! 🌈

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Well what am I gonna do now? Go back to being naked when I jerk off my bros?

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Thought it was always gay? In my native language, purple is a colloquialism for gay at least.

For the dicksucking, may I instead suggest a rainbow coloured shirt? Lets your homeboy know you're a ray of sunshine that has hit water

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jdrreply

That's why they give purple hearts to soldiers, secret gay code

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lemmy.world

my issue with this expansion is, can you really call it dlc if it can't be played on the original hardware that the base game was released on?

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Games update system requirements with updates all the time. Good luck playing many of the 2000s MMOs that are still supported with the same hardware. Might be a few that work but most won't.

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lemmy.zip

Is it not a pack that expands the game, nor content you can download? I can understand the desire for a new name for extra content released at least one generation later, but the existing descriptions still work.

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Is it not a pack that expands the game, nor content you can download?

if you don't have new hardware, then no, it's not

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I bet some HR said "we need at least 5% of non-spectral colors in this poster, lets make this label purple" checkmate globeheads

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