You can also tell it's a fake story because it's on 4chan

I see why lawyers in America make a lot more than other countries, the whole system is designed to suck both sides dry

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If 2/3 of people seemingly understand the truth, how tf was he voted back in? Can they get rid of the outdated electoral college system yet?

The guy I had told me to pull myself up by the bootstraps and I ended up finding $20 mil in my sock

Imagine your kid dies, your other kid being traumatized by watching his brother die, and then being charged with involuntary manslaughter.

I'm going out on a limb and saying the approval ratings mean nothing. Some old guy told you he was going to dismantle the government, pick fights with other countries and has a positive rating but it goes negative when he does it? Either the approval ratings are BS or the people rating are idiots. Either way, that would mean the approval ratings are completely useless as a metric.

I never expected him to be so authoritarian and incendiary. Who could have possibly seen this kind of dictatorship coming???

It looks like someone melted orange plastic on a dish sponge that was used to clean up a picnic table after a seafood boil

That's crazy that a pardoned criminal broke the law. No one saw this coming.

She was deported because Putin wants to punish her

I don't know about McDonald's but it seems like a 50/50 between a Michelin recognized restaurant or an involuntary organ donation centre

So take the planes, send Trump the bill, when he acts confused you tell him he should really be more grateful about this

That's not true. He worked real hard to take 1 stroke off his game. You should have seen his short game before the presidency.

So I just looked into the numbers quickly and am probably off by a bit

NATO has 3.2m active military personnel and 2.2m in reserve

Russia has 1.5m active and 2m reserve

BUT, American forces make up 1.3m of NATOs active and 800k reserve

If I were to randomly combine the American army with Russia rather than NATO for no particular reason,

NATO would have 1.9m active 1.4m reserve and the Axis-sorry I mean Russia and America would have 2.8m active 2.8m reserve...

If you didn't buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now

You'll need to be more specific about which of the pictures of random guys you mean he looks nothing like

10000% yes. The easiest people to manipulate are the desperate and manipulators love dangling carrots.

What's worse is that this is easily recognizable but nothing will ever be done about the nutjobs who enjoy watching others suffer at their hand.

There is no reason to believe we don't live in hell

"Well I want this particular job because you called me back for an interview and the others didn't"

If I asked for a manager and got the "Market People Lead" I would tell them I'm looking for someone in charge, not someone to lead me around a damn market