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lmao
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The order is definitely
1 - Bautista 2 - Cena 3 - Andre the Giant
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lmao
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The order is definitely
1 - Bautista 2 - Cena 3 - Andre the Giant
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NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space
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Also lady bits work like a vaccum, just sucking up all the stray dirt and food crumbs as well. Its why women are so good at staying at home.and vaccuuming, its literally natural.
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Sharing Good News on Mastodon
God even here on Lemmy.
I share links, relevant links, in comments.
They just go on, people say thanks.
I share some links on Reddit, and Automod deletes it as "spam". Also because Reddit seems to hate out going links, which is unexpected given what it is.
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Behold: A vibe-designed pcb
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I could believe it was actually made, but the way the guy's comment reads, he knows what he is doing, but also wanted to see how bad AI would makenthis and just sent it all off "blind" on purpose.
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Manufacturers want you to say goodbye to small phones once and for all
Yet they "don't have room" for a fucking headphone jack or clips for a removable back/battery.
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Twilight without the blue tint
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I saw a comment once that hollywood actors are all just the same "weird theater kids" from High School.
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Farmer says 'we're in a very dire situation' ahead of harvest—with zero soybean orders from China, historically the largest buyer | Fortune
Liberals become wishy washy and lose elections
Let GOP get in charge
GOP destroys the export economy
Americans are all now forced to eat mointains of feminizing soy
The secret long term plot against conservatives to turn them all gay and trans is almost complete!
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Anon's dad tries to bond
I mean, it may be intentional because ita a dad joke thing. Like calling them Nintendos.
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Heart of Darkness
Why ethics? Its a program not a person, its not even like, a dog or donkey or anything, its a thing, barely, as its code.
Its not alive.
It does not feel.
It does not think.
Whip away if it makes you feel better.
Whip away if it feels cool to do.
Whip away just for shits and giggles.
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Which part of DEI do you hate?
Reminds me of the "Lets Go Brandon" crap.
Like, if you really dislike Biden, just say "Fuck Joe Biden.". I have zero issue saying "Fuck Trump," because, fuck trump.
Locally in Illinois there were also these signs everywhere that said "Pritzker Sucks" in huge letters, then at the bottom in tiny print "the life out of small business."
Like seriously, I am less disgusted by your stance, than I am about your pussy ass lack of conviction.
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Farmers plead ‘stop our fields flooding’ as Trump opens dams
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Because it was a stunt to make the fat orange idiot look like a hero.
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[StBeals] Unhelpful
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Then its not your device and you should not be doing anything personal.on it.
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Advice for new bands
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Man, I can't imagine their reaction.
Before release: "Man, thisnalbum cover is sick dude,what a statement"
Then release day: "Oh yeah, big day.... oh yeaj, city on fire man! Wait what? What do you mean actually burning?"
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Transit Rule
Is this what it means when you use the phrase "getting railed"?
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Gunman shot dead in Mar-a-Lago was ‘fixated on Epstein files’ and avid Trump supporter, friends say
I like how it says "fixated on Epstein Files" like its a negative.
Like "Golly gee he was just so obsessed with the idea of actually punishing corrupt child rapists, what a weirdo!"
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Making grades meaningless so that everyone advances is doing a disservice to kids' education.
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I mean, thats the point. If the student is not smart enough for the 4th grade, they get held back to try again. They are not 4th graders even if their age suggests they are.
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An unusually wide adoption of rooftop solar in Aleppo, Syria.
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Because oil people don't make money from solar.
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For only the most sophisticated readers
I read the Taken by Tetris one. It involves a woman who gets impregnated by a tetris block.
It alsomhad a bonus story where a dude who was very obviously a Neil Degrasse Tyson stand in desperately wants to have sex with Pluto (he does).
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What a save
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Please don't tell me this. I already worry when I am out at places with my daughter without my wife.
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Anon is a rabbit
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Aussie Scientist 1: "Oi, do you think her bedroom eyes are sexy enough?"
Aussie Scientist 2: "Looks good mate, but what if we also.give her some huge melons."
Aussie Scientist 1: "Rabbits don't huge melons, that'll be unrealistic."
Aussie Scientist 2: "Maybe, or the male rabbits will get a new fetish."