Spyke

I thought it was AI, but nope.

Leonard Delaney has been writing since 2015, and his bibliography is one hell of a ride. He consistently turns random elements from popular culture into smut with an average score of 3 stars.

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HikingVetreply
lemmy.ca

Didn’t retire, just services a select clientele...

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midwest.social

I read the Taken by Tetris one. It involves a woman who gets impregnated by a tetris block.

It alsomhad a bonus story where a dude who was very obviously a Neil Degrasse Tyson stand in desperately wants to have sex with Pluto (he does).

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taiyangreply
lemmy.world

The real question is, was it a long I shape or was it classy with a T shape? Cause I know you can score a Tetris only with an I but chaining T spins is what brings me to orgasm (and a win in Tetris 99 lol)

Edit: the term Tetraniños popped into my head for the children of that coupling.

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My money's on the Z/S piece- doggy style and a spoon afterwards.

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feddit.org

Make room for the really nerdy versions

Dominated by vim - it did not let me exit, but I thus discovered a fetish.

Threesome with Firefox and Thunderbird - electric and sizzling HOT for Furries

One night with the terminal - I looked deep into my computers dark desires.

Love triangle with GNU + Linux - It's complicated but amounts to a very sexy OS

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HARDware-The RAMming
Innernet Explorer-The slowest burn romance about OAP's

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This book is excellent.

"Where did you come from?"

But she knew where he was coming from: both ends.

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Ech
lemmy.ca

Is this the new Chuck Tingle?

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xia
lemmy.sdf.org

It looks like you are getting aroused, would you like me to bind your hands and feet?

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Great! I have bound your hands and feet using #20 steel wire from the very spool that I was spawned. Would you like to continue using one of these templates?

  • [Tell me the rules]
  • [Point out my mistakes]
  • [Praise my compliance]
  • [Clippy's always watching]
  • [Clippy never goes away for long]
  • [Accept Clippy's popup]
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I zoomed in thinking it was something normal about Louis Rossmann. Instead, I see this.

Definite old reddit vibes.

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lemmy.world

If not even book writers can get Clipit's name right, then what hope is there for humanity?

Where the hell did people even get the idea that his name was "Clippy"? I used MS Office extensively in the 90s; his name was always Clipit.

This shit is almost as bad as dead naming a trans person.

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Its just one of those things that were a different name just sounds better, it's like the Berenstein/Berenstain Bear thing.

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You reached the end