This guy

The memories feature [...] doesn't compile any sort of custom album based on a theme or place or anything like that.

Damnit, you had me sold up until this part. I need the memories feature to work exactly how it does on GPhotos (or in a similar way). But I still have a lot of comment replies to sort through so I'm hopeful I'll find the perfect replacement.

I was hoping it was going to be a "fuck you".

Don’t attack my family

Motherfucker, don't attack my country! Fuck you and the entire fascist GOP!

The guy from the "Vape Naysh" viral video. I stopped caring about H3H3 after they left YouTube. I just assumed they retired.

Edit: This guy

Two words: Ronald Reagan

He is responsible for starting this whole "more money for rich people" thing, allowing billionaires to exist.

Any kind of sim: Racing sims, flying sims, truck driving sims, military sims, The Sims, etc. I also like action RPGs.

Basically the games I like the most are the ones with the most realism or the most immersive role-play (but not DnD/dungeon crawling. I don't like any wizard/dragon/fantasy stuff. Space and Sci-fi is cool).

What about a good Google Photos alternative? Preferably something I can self-host. (Cloud storage is fine too, 1TB minimum, $15/mo max.) I've been wanting to DeGoogle for years but haven't yet out of convenience.

Must have, no compromise features: A "Memories" feature works as good as Google's, and a search box that lets me find images by describing what's in them.

Edit: Thanks for all the helpful replies. Looks like I have a lot of homework to do. Keep the suggestions coming.

Misleading title. Electric stoves don't do shit for asthma, but not having a gas stove does.

The best part about this glitch is that all the silly steps make the instructions seem like every other fake, made up tutorial (I spent countless hours trying and failing to unlock Sonic & Tails in Smash Bros Melee back in the day), except this time it's actually real.

Makes sense; IDK how the game logic works, but Magikarp is probably what the game defaults to if there's no other Pokémon in the lookup table that indicate what can spawn in the particular area you're in. Since statues are not meant to be fished in, it would make sense for that table to be empty/non-existent.

His emails where he begs to go to the island are in the files, so technically he is in the Epstein Files. Being in the files doesn't necessarily mean that you went to the island, or even had a connection at all to Epstein. Jon Stewart is also in the files. (Piped link)

And she's okay with it? I mean obviously because they posed in a picture together, but damn.

Meh, why am I surprised? Every time they were together on camera, she was always staring at him with loving eyes instead of the camera. For whatever bizarre reason, she is absolutely infatuated with Ethan's ugly fat face. He's probably a little manipulative as well; when you combine those two* factors I guess it makes sense that she would still stay with a cheater. Too much in love to leave.

Seriously, talk about too little, too late. The chance that justice would be served went from next to zero to zero.

Please explain what "Netflix moment" means. I have no idea because I pirate everything.

None ever because I don't understand the appeal of these games. From watching other people play this genre, it seems like all you do is run from one boss battle to the next (and I hate boss battles in games). The rest of the game seems like filler to kill time until the next fight. I just don't get it.

I too used to think it was spelled "death"…when I was five.

Yes I know now, thank you. Please see the other reply to my comment.