All greens in 3! Woo!

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Derp! I got the first row wrong because I went crosseyed & tapped the wrong square for the word I wanted.

Connections
Puzzle #1171
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Fuck off stonethrow

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Strands #904
“You can't eat just one”
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Do you make obnoxious broad generalizations about every massively diverse country on earth, or just the USA?

The more I read about Buc-ees, the more I hate them.

That was rough.

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Franks isn’t spicy but it is tangy. I like its flavor profile. It makes a great enhancement to mac & cheese.

I used to grow my own habaneros and make my own hot sauces but still couldn’t get anything that was both spicy enough and had a good flavor to it.

Why not both?

I live in Ohio. Outside of the major cities, out in the rural areas, the maga brigade is still strong, and still deeply deeply deluded.

Strands #903
“An epic journey”
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I had a job where I was supposed to arrive at 8:00am. According to maps & normal traffic patterns, it should take me 25-30 minutes to get there from home.

If I left home at 7:30 it would usually take me 35 minutes and I would invariably arrive at 8:05am. Late.

No problem, leave earlier, right?

If I left at 7:25am it would take me 40 minutes and I would arrive at 8:05am.

If I left at 7:15am it would somehow take me 50 minutes and I would arrive 8:05am.

If I left at 7:00am …you guessed it, it would take me 65 minutes and I would arrive 8:05am.

It’s like I was destined to be there at 8:05am.

Eventually I negotiated with my boss to be there at 8:30am instead. I stared leaving my house at 7:45am and I’d usually get there by 8:15am. Early!

It was just the way the traffic worked out in my commute.

I think she spells it “Melania.”

::: spoiler I’ve seen enough :::

Floss? You mean that stupid dance my kid does when we’re having pizza for dinner?

If you can’t throat an entire Costco hot dog wiener in one bite you don’t deserve to eat it.

Yes of course the Browns are brought up in a comic about existential despair. 😩

My girlfriend (at the time) slapped my ass hard while I was bending over to pick up my underwear after we had sex. She missed… I guess she didn’t realize that when bending over, balls are exposed from behind.

Slapped me full force right on the berries. I let out a yelp, fell over, and had a wheezing/laughing fit. It was both hilarious and incredibly painful. She was laughing & apologizing/trying to help me up.

A friend of mine had this book! He said he got it as a joke, but even so I never ate at his place again.