It's a schooner!

How deprecating, once a world class elite soldier reduced to smuggling trumps pedo friend from estranged allied countries.

Imagine having that on your resume.

M'aiq wishes he had a stick made out of fishies to give to you. Sadly, he does not.

I want a movie based on the craziest shit Al has done in his life but told in a BJM parody called Being Al Yankovic.

Sorry to hear about the house. Be careful and safe! I don't know if its a good idea or not but might be worth checking with an attorney, just to make sure the insurance company isn't trying to pull a fast one.

Glad you got to spend some time with Sandy even with all that on your mind. You really are a wonderful person!

Hammertime?

Sky raisin's and spicy sky raisin's. Yet one more doggy delicacy.

It's a four-dimensional hypercube, but that's not whats important right now.

If a game requires internet to play I don't pay!

In a world as cruel as ours, sometimes the best superpower one can have is a strong sense of self worth with a generous helping of 'fuck you buddy!".

Explains Tangerine and Lemon in Bullet Train. The were actually twins. Maybe Schwarzenegger and DeVito too.

You will own nothing and fucking like it!

Phreaking cool!

Dr. Whosticles.

My AhBeauDoggy had a pikachu that he found and brought home one day(he fucking stole it I know it). He loved that thing. If you squeezed it it said pika-chu. The only stuffed animal/toy that wasn't destroyed in seconds. Had that thing for like two years before the voice stopped. Still loved the shit out of it so I would do the pika-chu for it. Had it years after his passing. Probably still have it squirrelled away somewhere.

On the night of 18 June 1875 a fire broke out in a whiskey storehouse in the Liberties area of Dublin. The escaped whiskey formed a burning river six inches (15 cm) deep that is said to have flowed as far as the Coombe, destroying 35 houses and killing several pigs. While there were no human fatalities as a direct result of the fire or flood, 13 people died of alcohol poisoning after drinking from the stream of whiskey, which was of undiluted cask strength.

Funny personal note, I can barely drink three bears without getting sick but I can drink whisky like a fish.

The Expanse, Fringe, Malcolm in the Middle, Archer, GITS SAC, off the top of my head.

I'm in the fucking userRegexes. Guess he didn't want to have to add me again if I bounced instances.

I vote for Ronald McDonald. Perfect emblem for a clown shoes government and a currency based on systemic fraud.

I am the mystery at the end of existence. The first secret whispered at the dawn of creation. I am the guardian of the unseen and the question unanswerable. I hold the knowledge forbidden and untangle the threads of fate. —Hermaeus Mora