Up to 10 years is crazy. Sure, what he did was wrong, planned and malicious, and they claim it cost them tens of thousands of dollars. But 10 years? This is crazy for something that at worst would be a yearly salary of a single employee.

Fucking capitalism.

Me being an arch using vegan with a man-bun makes this feel like a personal attack.

But once I get my new arch setup working I'll install gimp on it and create a meme making fun of you!

If you have a tub full of water and a take a sip, you still have a tub full of water. Therefore only drink in small sips and you will have infinite water.

Water shortage is a scam.

"We have to let you go as from our analysis you do mostly nothing, mr senior engineer"

1 week later everything is crashing and no one knows why

Ah yes, the classic evaluation of stupid shit that ends up shooting the company in the foot.

As far as I understand Israel doesn't claim that it didn't bomb a school area, it claims that it was filled with terrorists and had to go.

If I'm understanding this right, Israel is saying "this is the price that Gaza pays because we have to kill the terrorists" while also trying to minimize to the press how many civilians were actually caught up in these bombings.

Basically killing Hamas is above any Palestinian human rights for Israel, though I suspect that if the world wasn't watching, the genocidal government there would actually just straight up give orders to kill them all.

Everything!

Say "I love you babe!"

• Long term relationship - green
• First date - red

Say "I'll beat you!"

• Racing a kid - green
• When stoping in the middle of the woods with your date - red

Let a fart rip

• With a friend when the room is silent - green
• On your date when she rims you - red

I can go on

Theory: symbiotic relationship. mermaids produce excessive milk at all life stages so the starfish drink it making the starfish well feed and the mermaid milked (which is important in over production of milk)

You are welcome.

this is the most dystopian title I have read in a while

"I live in a poor and war-torn country so I will work for a low wage even while my home might be bombes"

Captialist nut jobs: "So dedicated!"

I swear, if it was legal to execute employees they would do it everyday because "that's what it means to be a good CEO" or some shit

What a stupid headline. He was killed from a police shooting, not from being removed from life support.

Maybe next time a killer is on trail he cpuld just argue that the victim just happened to die later from blood loss, not from the shooting.

I wish headlines were more direct.

"Police killed..." "Teacher raped..." "Politician lied..."

Not "Victim died after police..." "Teacher had sex with underage student..." Etc

Fucking called her Xavier, I would change that even if I wasn't trans

"I am jewish and did terrible things"

"Fuckin jew hater! He wants to kill all jews!"

That makes sense right?

You know something is up when they state that they are transgender when it bears no meaning to the actual article. This would be the same as "Gay man murdered people" the point is bigotry.

Not satire: https://www.fastcompany.com/91357784/what-is-a-micro-retirement-inside-the-latest-gen-z-trend

But they specify that unlike PTO, this is an unpaid time off, which can be a break inbetween jobs or a unpaid vacation.

Still fucking ridiculous to call it "micro-retirement"

Soon we will hear how gen z is having nano-retirements every 5 days of work that can include 2 days of no work and often destructive behaviour such as parties and binge watching tv.

Ways to easily spot that this is fake:

• not all letters are in CAPS
• too much punctuation
• message is too clear and not confusing enough
• no racism
• no scapegoat

Really tough one...

Is it the plastics? Maybe pollution in the air, or seas? Maybe it's our ultra-processed foods? Maybe our stressful lives from 45 hours work week, or lack of sleep, or lack of money? Maybe aliens? Who knows!

I'd rather die than be this desperate and immoral.

Perfect green text!

I think people are missing the point, it's not about who survives, it's about who dies and suffers.

If I told you (made up numbers) that in the next 50 years, 100 million people will die an average of 20 years early because of climate change. Sure, 100 million is just about 1.3% of humans, but it's still 100 million people, who will die at 50 instaed of 70, or at 25 instead of 45, these are people who will probably die from heat, from natrual disasters, from famine, from poor health as economies collapse.

We won't be fine, someone will be, but WE, as a group, won't be fine.

In fact, we are already not fine but it's mostly felt in poor contries.

Not to kill the mood but the harsh truth is that the generations before us doomed a lot of us, and the current generations are just starting to get it, and future generations will truly feel the ignorance of our past and the indifference of our present.

Religion: God is all knowing, all seeing and wise.

Also religion: If you ask your friend to move you inside a vagina, god won't know you're fucking!

Everyone with half a brain saw this coming as a direct result of trans discrimination. But I'm sure the cops will tell us how the potential of stopping a "man" from peeing in the wrong place is worth all "butch" women losing the right for privacy and the right to be innocent until proven without any reasonable doubt to be guilty.

They are literally trying convince us that we should give up basic human rights because maybe bathrooms are used by the "wrong" sex.