I'm not a programmer and I really don't like bash. Not because I don't like shell. In fact I do like fish as a shell. But bash always feels super weird. Unfortunately that's kind of the compatibility baseline on Linux (I don't think any relevant system needs strict sh compatibility). But better bash's weird arrays than none at all, plus process substitution is handy.
Its a program wrapper, and eases a lot of string buffoonery that real languages take too seriously. So I think its invaluable to programmers in that regard
I was going to say that, according to wikipedia, the creator of bash was heavily involved in open source software, including founding 2 non-profits to promote open source election systems, which would make them a radical leftist, but then i remembered that Donald Trumps favorite app is open source
In fact why not just call it the America shell? Heck, why not drop all words and say USA instead? The bash shell is now known as "usa usa usa". Hey, here's an idea, let's just replace all words with usa! Usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa. Usa usa? Usa, usa usa.
Elon Musk replied: "That's crazy. Has someone looked into this?"
Concerning.
Tracing...
I'm on it, but my hard drive is overheating!!
Ban USB devices! Only support USA devices!
Do not give them ideas
Ways to easily spot that this is fake:
If I ever get through a Trump tweet and can follow the logic, it's not him writing it
I mean the whole point of the post is faux-xenophobia
Make BASH born again
Bourne…
Born Again Bourne Again SHell..
BABASH is arriving
BABASH includes the following changes from bash:
killcommand has been replaced bybaptiseandexorcise.baptiseprevents a program from spawning a daemon, andexorciseterminates daemons.touch,touchhas been renamed toexalt. Attempting to access the manpage fortouchwill be reported.mountissupplicaterevis nowreverenceheadisdivinetailisdivinationgawkispeermanissaintsystemdisa-systemjoinismarriagesedissosayethcutisbrissgrepisgrabIf you want the joke decoded:
-e return immediately for some failed commands
-u throw an error for unset variables
-s non functional
-a everything is marked for export
Are those exports tariffed?
If everything is exported and the switch is -usa you wouldn't need tariffs though, right? Because exporting everything would close the trade deficit 🙊
Yeah but they have been delayed for about 3 months
and remember to remove # rm -france / 2> /dev/null
I had to run this as a sudo, what does it
it’s in the name.. it removes france
Force, remove, all, naughty, chumps, eerily
# in front of the command implies it should be ran as root
$ would mean normal user like such:
I honestly think he would post something like this
I don't think Donald Trump knows what a bash script is.
That's the only reason i don't think this is real
It's thinly veiled hate speech towards his political rivals
it went wrong when he asked a question and answered with probably.
it would instead go straight to THE RADICAL LEFT WANTS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO BASH AMERICAN CITIZENS or something
there's no room for questions or probabilities in fascism, things need to be certain, binary, simple, and scary.
Too coherent.
Most bash scripts are nasty, except for the most simple ones.
In its defense, it's not a programming language.
Tell that to programmers
Do programmers actually like bash?
I'm not a programmer and I really don't like bash. Not because I don't like shell. In fact I do like fish as a shell. But bash always feels super weird. Unfortunately that's kind of the compatibility baseline on Linux (I don't think any relevant system needs strict sh compatibility). But better bash's weird arrays than none at all, plus process substitution is handy.
Its a program wrapper, and eases a lot of string buffoonery that real languages take too seriously. So I think its invaluable to programmers in that regard
Why set and not executive-order?
I was going to say that, according to wikipedia, the creator of bash was heavily involved in open source software, including founding 2 non-profits to promote open source election systems, which would make them a radical leftist, but then i remembered that Donald Trumps favorite app is open source
Signal?
Truth social
It's not open source by choice. In fact, they tried breaching the license to keep it closed source.
If they tried to steal the code of mastodon, it means they admire it
It just means they are lazy and have no respect for other people's intellectual property.
Google hbomberguy plagiarism
In fact why not just call it the America shell? Heck, why not drop all words and say USA instead? The bash shell is now known as "usa usa usa". Hey, here's an idea, let's just replace all words with usa! Usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa. Usa usa? Usa, usa usa.
That's an aladeen idea!
Korn shell scripts get all the subsidizes anyways
Wow he’s a Linux guru personally trained by Leon Musk!
What do you mean, his son can TURN ON A LAPTOP, fucking nuts
https://people.com/donald-trump-praises-barron-apitude-technology-turning-on-laptop-11701178
trump has raised tariffs to china up to 245%. programmers want him to raise them by another 11% so that the crisis solves itself.
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