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Operation enduring algae
Dude that theme by Hans Zimmer has been living rent free in my head for decades.
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Operation enduring algae
Dude that theme by Hans Zimmer has been living rent free in my head for decades.
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Solutions to all the world's problems [ahoyuniverse]
I remember a short story about how all the super-computers in the universe were hooked together and was then asked, "is there a god"? The answer was instantaneous. "Yes. NOW, there is a god."
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Alcohol is the root of 62 diseases and a partial cause of dozens more
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I'm more partial to whisky bottles.
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What comedy movies aged like fine wine?
Down Periscope. It is to this day the most accurate submarine movie of all time.
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We're losing
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I always thought that the premise was hilarious but also tragic. The reason that machine guns were so brutally effective was because humans were literally walked into their muzzles. Emus were much smarter and decided to NOT do that and had no Field Marshall Haig to force them to do so. Apparently the Australians never considered that possibility...
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We have brownouts in the summer and Kevin O'Leary wants a Data Center built here.
As a Canadian, I am so sorry that Kevin O'Leary exists.
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We're losing
To be fair, the United States does not have much as centralized leadership either...
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A Trillion Dollars Isn’t Worth It If You Have to Be Elon Musk
I still don't get why people want this much money.
All I want and have is to live comfortably and support my family.
My family may not have been perfect, but I think they at least managed to raise me right in this regard.
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Texas anti-ICE protesters convicted of terrorism charges sentenced to at least 50 years in prison
Well, if exersing your First Amendment rights gets you fifty years, might as well exercise your Second Amendment rights...
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Idiocracy is here.
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I'd like to add that the Honorable President Dwayne Camacho didn't rape kids.
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Muscovite complains that all of the gas stations are closed.
I am able to bear his discomfort with immense fortitude.
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Israel targeted Gaza children resulting in genocide, UN inquiry says
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Uh, they shoot researchers and journalists. So I think those folks are gonna go hard pass.
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Welp, there goes the bourgeois
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Hell yeah man, I create chaos and fucking tell people to piss off!
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We're losing
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Algay if you will.
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Japan gov't plans return to Imperial military ranks for SDF, drawing criticism
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Ah memories of Macross Plus.
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Putin enemy dies suddenly from accidental mushroom poisoning
Intern: But comrade doctor, the man was obviously shot!
Comrade Doctor: Not so comrade, the mushrooms simply happened to be 9mm lead and thus he can reasonably have been said to have died of lead mushroom poisoning.
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Do you think that Edward Snowden is a hero?
He did a good thing. Don't know enough about the man to pass judgement.
And after all, the guy that killed Hitler (undoubtedly a good thing) was very much an asshole.
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Think
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Uncle Roger's Egg Fried Rice.
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he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even
Would you like to?
Or maybe we can talk about Battletech and great naval battles throughout history? Maybe trains?
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And they shall know no fear
Waiting for the chain fist variant.