Spyke

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Happy Kirkday!

Years ago a German satire show interviewed random people on the street. They asked them what they think about the fact that "children are now forced to learn arabic numbers in German Schools". The interviewers flawlessly baited a bunch of idiots into exposing their mindless xenophobia on TV

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If you get blackmailed and the leverage is based on information, never comply because you can't trust the blackmailer to destroy the leverage or not leak it. Otherwise they can blackmail you over and over.

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What is your favourite joke?

I spent all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

How did the hipster burn his mouth? - He ate pizza before it was cool.

The jackhammer was a ground-breaking invention.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs, for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.