Spyke

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The line between reality and satire is often thin.

But not quite as thin as the system requirements needed to run Linux /s

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Welcome to the whole comedy of this guy. You cry, you feel it and it hurts.

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lemmy.world

This is what I want to be if only I don't have social anxiety.

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*heavy breathing on the bus* “Linus Torvalds”

“What?”

“Actually it’s “who.” So way back when..”

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"now my machine run games" 🔥 🔥🔥 📢 📢 📢

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europe.pub

This is very close to how I act towards my dad whenever he complains about his Windows 11 updates and performance.

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Hah, mine too. Astonishingly little support needed since, we stopped talking

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Its like the famous saying...

  • How do you know someone runs arch?

  • Because they will tell you about it.

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lemmy.world

Satire is someone making annoyingly good points, annoyingly? Ok

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boonhetreply
sopuli.xyz

This is meant to be a caricature of a Linux evangelist, not a 100% accurate portrayal of a Linux evangelist

it's good satire because there are valid points thrown in, but also some completely irrelevant ones

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That's really only downside of using Linux. You have to keep doing jogging everyday. Otherwise you can't keep up with the uninitiated speed.

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It's so perfect. Like a nerdier version of the guy who ties women to train tracks.

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TBH my system doesn't even that little on idle, and I'm using LXQt. I don't think it was that low even when I was running just a window manager on a real machine (i.e. with audio, wifi etc. running). I'd probably have to use Void or Alpine to get there. But w/e, I got my laptop 16GB RAM last year, which is about the only hardware stat it has that's actually decent lol

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This is me. Problem is that every person I encounter is like "Wow, I did not know windows does all these bad things... Anyways"

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You reached the end