Take what friends you have and care for each other so you're all less tired. One person can meal prep while the others shop for groceries. Anyone left can search for cheaper insurance, find new friends to add to the group, or rage against this crippling wealth disparity.

Desperate people are also easier to turn on each other. Maintain your communities everyone, don't let the hyper rich convince you it's anyone else but them and their greed that are hurting you.

Are these the immigrants that are stealing all our jobs?

With only one hand?!? That many guys usually takes two. Bravo.

The article isn't for us. It's for the super rich to justify their wealth. They'll read that and think, "yeah, I made my sacrifices, these kids need to make theirs if they want to be as wealthy as me. Now how do I pay my daughter to talk to me again?"

Uno is too big of a number he'd probably get confused

Thanks guys. Productivity is the only way I measure my worth and I almost took the time to live in the moment.

Shadowheart is a jedi confirmed

We talking jizz? Huge fan of jizz.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz

I mean there is a point I wouldn't trust myself to be high around $800 of cookies

"Ah, you've been cursed by the amulet of cucking. It functions essentially like wild magic, anytime you do anything I can ask you to roll on the cucking table. You rolled a 60? Yeah, uh lemme check, your wife appears in front of you and she hits on the rest of the party making sure to see that you're watching. Roll Charisma save."

Our representatives should be afraid when they don't represent us. Organize and give public servants reasons to resign when they betray their electorate. And if they don't like that, they can make a law that allows for recalls. Not sure if there are many other ways to get that law passed

No, that is Clint Eastwood. You're thinking of Clitoris, the being that empowers the Juggernaut, frequent enemy and occasional ally to the X-Men

It's this mentality that prevents us from creating time machines

"can you smell what the rock is cooking?"

Don't worry. Promotions, raises and benefits won't be going to those in office 4 days a week. It'll mostly be nepotism

CNN's inability to call out trumps lies and fascist tendencies over the years is how we got here. If media giants weren't focused on maximizing profit, there would be less people regretting their vote right now.

Is it "too early" for them to choke on a bag of dicks?