Pretty sure it can be countered by a towel.

Vegetarian forks

I'm pretty sure I can already do that.

Trump appointed president for his 3rd term

Iran. Gaza. Venezuela. Greenland. ICE. Inflation. Corruption etc.

Many subjects are worth mentioning alongside Epstein.

The Donald J. Trump golden toilet.

Aspergers syndrome sufferers have sensitivity to loud noises, bright lights, or certain textures, alongside occasional physical clumsiness or coordination challenges.

If you kill the driver then there is a vice driver that will drive off the same cliff.

Ah, ok. That condition wasn't clear.

At the height of global lockdowns in early April 2020, daily global fossil CO₂ emissions fell by 17% to 19% compared to 2019 levels.

Main Contributors to the Drop:

• Surface transport (cars and trucks): ~43% of the total reduction
• Industry and power generation: ~43% combined
• Aviation: ~10% to 12%

Do this a couple times and he loses his company

Voting shares are not being diluted.

Win win

Why would rich people let money become obsolete?

The wheelbase looks too big to be fun. I'd prefer to go the opposite direction.

A toy version of this at the age of 6 would be awesome.

A real version would be a nightmare.

When light encounters a strong magical field it loses all sense of urgency. It slows right down.

• Terry Pratchett

One mans quirk is another mans standard

"My rights as a human are up in the air every 4 years"

No. This is called framing. Your rights are up in the air every day.

hard to fault him based on on fossil fuels

It's not at all hard. He's only green for government subsidies.

Falcon 9: Uses refined kerosene (RP-1) and liquid oxygen (LOX). Each launch burns about 112 tons of kerosene and releases roughly 336 tons of CO₂.

Starship & Super Heavy: Uses liquid methane (CH₄) and liquid oxygen (LOX) in its Raptor engines. A full launch emits around 3,500 to 76,000 metric tons of CO₂.

xAI has installed 59 natural gas turbines for its Colossus 2 data center generating between 6.4 million and 8 million tons of CO2 equivalent emissions per year if operated full-time

technology has progressed to the point where ordinary clothing is bulletproof

This happened between John Wick 2 and 3. Turned a good film series into boys playing guns.

Pew pew, I got you.

No you didn't, I was hiding behind my lapel.