And there's a plastic sheet covering the fancy rug

I feel like I fell into some alternate universe. We elected an entire evil clown college to run the government and MTG is actually making sense.

Jail time for all these fuck heads woud send a more clear message.

Come at me bro!

Jebus Fooking Christ!

Why do they even send cops to a shoplifting scene? Let the store deal with it. They have cameras, security guards, insurance.

Damn centrist

I’m starting my own state: Fucktrump

That’s udderly ridiculous

Are you rich? You may go Are you poor? Off to jail!

Well, she went out with me, so….

Sorry about that. I used a straight through cable instead of a crossover cable. My bad.

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Gawd I hate video tutorials.

And She-ra

You mean crazy, hateful, transphobic racist ones?

It’s open source and not owned by an evil corporation. It doesn’t have ads. It doesn’t mine my data and sell it to the highest bidder. It doesn’t have AI shoved in every nook and cranny. It’s much lighter to run. I can easily run it on a 10 year old laptop.

That's interesting. I hadn't thought of that. Thanks.

Finally, a token white guy

I don't read 90% of the articles because they're mostly crap.

Can I just have one thing without a fucking chatbot?