Whoever made this for you, you should fire them.

You may.

Its okay, because one day the weight of society will unexpectedly crush you without warning. So no suffering whatsoever.

“Also, we installed a new surveillance system in the office. For security purposes of course.”

Don’t worry, you did good.

Does anyone think a volcano in iceland should be spewing icy wind instead?

What’s annoying is that it doesn’t HAVE to purge. I’ve experimented with changing the filament manually without pausing and the results are good.

Welp, that’s enough lemmy for me.

I wonder if they’ll explain the risk of deadly diarrhea

Is it weird to miss waking up in different houses?

I like this more than I probably should

Well its about that time of year anyways, cheers.

Siri is a non-binary!

Ralphie’s looking up her skirt and Donnie’s staring at her non-existent chest.

leaves desk and runs down the hall

Christian landlord: A wolf in sheep’s clothing takes note while shaking head

I am drank. Peace out.

I understand how that would work. However, I haven’t deleted anything.

No spicy cultivated meatball

Smash. All four of them. Same time. Full tank. Let’s go!