This is what fascism looks like. That Muslim Nazi will also take away Count Chocula too.
realizes they haven't seen that cereal on shelves in years
How'd I do? Had to get the bigot angle in there somehow and not sure it works

Wardrobe, weather, and what was the other one?

Why is this a shitpost? For lack of anything else, this works.

That's not going to work for me. I can't read. Can they do a dub?

I like to point at pregnant people and say "I know what you did a year ago!"
Before they respond, I add, "you went to [insert name of popular baby store]".
/This initiates confusion. And then implies, like pet stores, you can also buy baby items and a baby.
//yes, I know how pregnancy works. I have to find ways to let my weird out

That's revolting. You should be ashamed.

box arrives at my door
inside is a small box with a button. A note says in large block letters to never press the button or 1% evil etc
rolls my eyes and grabs my gear to go to work. But sits down. Presses the button many, many times
still pressing

This meme is incredibly insensitive and cruel

I'd have picked Nebraska. I like parts of Ohio.

Yes. This. Bc MY grandma said I was the smartest and handsomest boy. I have proof bc she said it.

Oh panzer of the lake, why am I still single?

I feel seen.

Not always true and a little besides the point. I went through a period where my friend circle ONLY made small talk. Hang out for a couple hours at a bar, 90% no talking and when we did it was either to insult each other or talk about our beers.

It became exhausting. Unsurprisingly we went our separate ways and never contacted each other again.

Same.

And do you ever think about where baby food comes from when you go to the baby store, like Carter's?

You get pets at a pet store so...

Dexter.

Honestly, they probably want what everyone else wants...just 2x more maybe.
In my experience, guy slumber parties are kinda boring. It's why we drink and watch bad movies.
I have waaaay more fun at women parties/sleepovers and want to imbibe what is offered. I like being the 1 male girl.

Gosh dang this show was ahead of it's time. It was practical military and humanizing space before BSG. We weren't ready for it.

tbf it is a complicated statement. There are layers. But, yes, that's the gist

I... Uh... I'm gonna cry in a corner

My dude, the North Pole isn't real. There's no Santa. It's just rocks and snow and stuff. Also, aren't penguins extinct or something?

Just the idea that Mealteam6 would be boots on the ground with jet lag, in a desert climate, and zero backup is just delicious

A coworking space

A library with a meeting room/quiet study room

At your home

At your company's satellite branch if they have one

In the shade under a tree at a park away from people

--I just listed better options. You're welcome.

Sorry. I meant, your welcome