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lemmy.world

When Republicans run out of ideas to discredit their betters.

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he says that, but Mamdani's policies stopping toxic waste transport in Manhattan is an extinction level threat to the endemic adolescent shinobi turtle population, to say nothing about the Daredevil career pipeline

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I saw Mamdani at a grocery store in New York City yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen green bandannas in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bandannas and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and rested me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bandanna and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by popping off really loudly.

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I'm more interested in his zoning agenda for mounting thousand-year-old castles atop Midtown skyscrapers.

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The ooze that mutated the turtles is the same that gave Daredevil his powers.

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piefed.world

This is what fascism looks like. That Muslim Nazi will also take away Count Chocula too.
realizes they haven't seen that cereal on shelves in years
How'd I do? Had to get the bigot angle in there somehow and not sure it works

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He'll probably even command universal studios to cast Bianca Del Rio as the role of F.L.U.D.D and Chiwetel Ejiofor as the surprise cameo from Vandham from XC2 in the seventh Super Mario movie

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This is the biggest controversy since ZOHRAN didn't wash his ass before jumping into a pool

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