Boba tea. Needs big straw to slurp up tapioca goodness

I mean, I like a good pickleback once in a while, kinda similar

Ay, been to that bar. Was too young to try that but iirc they also had a BLT with a literal pound of bacon on it, so I was chilling. Not sure if I could ever take that challenge, but i would at least consider it in the moment

What is this, the Oldest House?

I mean, I'm surprised our economy hasn't crumbled, so it's not technically untrue

When I was in high school, I heard this thing about getting "high" through blood pressure and oxygen manipulation. The technique (don't try at home):

1. Be seated.

2. Actively hyperventilate for 30s. Deeeeep breaths.

3. Stand up quickly.

4. Immediately stick thumb in mouth with full lungs and attempt to blow air out as hard as possible without actually letting any out.

5. That's it. That's the whole thing.

So, feeling dubious, I tried it while hanging out with some friends. I stand up, do the thing, and in <5s boom. Dreamland. I had what felt like a full 6-hour experience, semi-lucid dreaming. I had some control and awareness that I was dreaming, flew around some giant yellow and pink mushrooms. I dont remember any other details at this point, but it was a whole day pretty much.

Wake up to my head hitting my buddy's guitar. I somehow had an hours-long experience in the time it took for me to pass out and hit the ground. Haven't done it since, but man, I don't think I'll ever forget that. One hell of a ride.

Right? Like, we get it. Farms are important. No need to shove it down our throats.

"Hookwoorms, get in my feet please!"

Honestly for a lot of foods they're really not a bad choice. They're excellent for eating flavored chips when you dont want powder on your fingers, also grabbing things from jars

Stop it, you're killing him!

FYI, a lot of times the gear in the first photo is for the plants' sake, not the worker. Plant cultivation facilities can be like a house of cards, where one little bit of mold, fungus, etc can ruin an entire harvest. Depends on the plants in question, though

I hand out up votes like candy because engagement is how we're going to get new users and kill the other site. I'd rather people karma farm here than by putting money in the pockets of the ultra-rich tbh

Write letters to the press. Ripped from Control:

Dear New York Tribune,

Airplanes aren't real. I figured out how they do it.

The windows are TV screens. The whole thing moves on big tracks like a rollercoaster that moves through underground tunnels in the Earth. Airports are more like train stations.

They do this because the sky is full of monsters that they don't want us to know about. The planes we see in the sky are the monsters. The government made the Earth-trains look like the monsters so they could lie to us better.

Don't contact me.

Not real, obviously, but clearly the most effective tactic when no one takes your 100% legit theories seriously.

Please do not the spider

Im sorry, I know this is a serious example of how (much more) fucked up the US has become, but i can't help laughing at seeing it summed up like this. We literally have to clarify that the President of the United States did not, in fact, fellate a horse. And it's not even one of those "What the fuck are you talking about Jesse" addressing the rumor moments. It's a legitimate possibility and concern.

Oh man, if I don't laugh at the absurdity I'll cry.

Twist: There is a reliable method, but it is being suppressed because penis insecurity drives so many behaviors that it is considered a load-bearing pillar of world economics. Penis equity would lead to global collapse.

Goddamn I want to leave this country, but no one wants immigrants from the US and I don't blame them

I believe it is, at least for Firefly. Low budget and existing sci-fi armor the team had access to.

For anyone who doesn't know, a deep dive into re-used props and costumes in movies can be a pretty cool and uselessly informative way to kill an afternoon