Huh I've thought about making one and putting it up on porn hub but figured someone already had.

I've been shaving for decades thought. I use a Harry's razor (way cheaper than "premo" bs brands and works just as well) Don't use shitty disposable razors.

Use a CREAM shaving cream like "Cremo" not the foam crap. In a pinch hair conditioner can work but it's not good either.

If it's your first time trim it as short as you can before shaving. But never use an electric trimmer near and loose skin.

Rinse the blades often build up means they aren't working.

The more times you pass over the same patch of skin the more irritated it will get.

Do not rush.

It's easiest in the shower.

The main way to cut youself will be pressing to hard on the blade. But the way that will always cut you is letting the blade slide sideways. To avoid this alway lift your blade off your skin once done with a stroke or if you have to stop a stroke.

Shave regularly. It's easier to keep it up rather than redo it. I find every other day or every 3rd day works for me. If you put it off more than 5 days you're in regrowth danger zone. It will get itchy and if you scratch it you will end up with a sort of rash from irritation. If that happens it's probably the worst time to shave because your skin will be bumpy. If you do shave it will relieve the irritation but you need to be extra careful.

Also as much as you want to be smoooooth it ain't going to happen. Petting with the grain will be smooth but full prickle removal is basically impossible. I can get mely nuts fairly smooth with much effort and practice but the pubic patch is a no go. Maybe it's just me but the one time I did try to go against the grain in my pubic area it was smooth for a day and then irritated to hell and I ended up with bad ingrown hairs. Not worth it.

This part is main for males everything above applies to anyone I would assume.

Cold water = Shrinkage but can also make shaving easier for someone new. However because your sack is all scrunched up you're much more likely to have a patchy shave.

Warm water = Loose skin. This can make shaving trickier but is easier to get all the areas.

Don't be afraid to stretch that shit out like a paint canvas just make sure you have a firm grip before shaving a stroke.

Anyway hope this helps kinda just info dumped while laying in bed so might forgot something. feel free to ask questions.

You are not overreacting at all.

Sigh..... yeah okay I'm old.

I don't see it here but the top comment on reddit for this post was that:

If you have a VPN with a server in Albania to switch to that because serving Ads during streaming is illegal there. I have yet to test it but sounds legit and no one was nay saying it.

Only beef I have with steam off the top of my head.

1. Make it so I OWN my games if a dev isn't okay with that they can sell somewhere else.

2. Reverse you decision on steam account not being transferreable/inheritable

Probably others but those are the two I think of.

You get ads?...

Set your VPN to Albania if you have one, it's illegal to serve ads on streaming services there.

(I also agree with the other methods this one is just new to me and the more known it is the better.)

Might want to look into getting tested for ADHD if this resonates with you. This is a more accurate representation of how our brains work than the old "squirrel" joke.

Sure do, love giving oral but hate hair in/near my mouth. Since I would request a partner shave for me I figured I would return the favor without being asked since I love receiving just as much.

Spyware in video games now?

Vote with your wallet yall.

I feel like there is mortar your comment than meets the eye.

It's never okay. This is the pathetic form of a defense mechanism that people with fragile egos use because their confidence is so weak that being told no is too much.

That person is not a friend and had clearly stated out loud how abusive they would be.

I live in the US and don't want to be here anymore why would anyone else want to come here if they aren't stupid? Would you have gone on vacation in nazi Germany?

I guess perspective is important here. My personal morals are very important to me and I have been tested. Those don't bend even if it means going against the crowd or friends.

At the same time I won't pretend that my personal set of morals is completely in line with what a majority would call normal.

We've had one winter yes... but what about second winter.

As a winter lover I say go build the largest snow man that you can. depending on where you are it will out last the snow. makes for neat pics is the grass greens around it.

..That's not me. I have not looked over that but I'm sure there are some errors in there. I just spent more time than it would admit typing that all up.

...Wait until you read about how they feed/eat. Fucking brutal.

HAH HAAAAA Dangly bits.

All good this was originally meant to be a NSFW account anyway.

Yep, always fix by slowly breathing in as soon as I feel resistance I stop and hold my breath for a bit then try to add more air to my lungs. Eventually it would go away.

For me clean shaved is my preference but calling it a deal break is a bit extreme. I fully understand that hair is natural and the idea of being perfectly shaven at all times is basically impossible. Hair grows both slower and way faster than we expect and the "fresh shaved" part only lasts for a day. As for why it's a strong preference; I love giving oral but hair in my mouth is not good. Like I might vomit with gusto and force on a hair trigger not good. (Pun intended)

Yeah and not one bit of AI. I have yet to really set up lemmy on my desktop, maybe I'll do that today, still trying to understand how it works as it's a bit more effort compared to reddit.