15 years in prison for "endangering a fetus"? Then giving birth only for that child to not have a mommy during childhood, adolescence, and teenage years?

And this is considered good policy by those who create these laws?

wtf

"Day 33: Problematic symptoms developing in Patient X. Current fluctuations from the implant are causing unwanted signals in the somatosensory cortex. The patient is expressing aggressive behavior as a result, presumably due to the interference of the implant on normal sensory function. It is unknown what is causing the fluctuations.

Day 45: Patient X sedated following a violent outburst that injured a staff member. fMRI scans indicate an uptick in activity in the premotor cortex compared to the previous scan four days ago. Patient X not responding well to the Brain-Computer Interface. Violent aggression may not be consciously controllable.

Day 46: Patient X escaped Secure Room Alpha. Lockdown initiated. Quarantine measures are now in effect. There is a loud banging on the lab door. This might be my last journal entry. Before I leave this Earth, please let the shareholders know I created value for them."

Threatening to sue your customers is such a brilliant business move.

Such a business genius to just completely trash well known name branding that most companies would kill to have. Twitter was a household name, the bird instantly recognizable with the brand, and "tweet" and "retweet" as common words.

Such a brilliant display of Vision™ by Musk.

Smart TVs were supposed to be better than dumb TVs.

Now it's the complete opposite.

Google's AI generated overviews seem like a huge disaster lol.

Isn't claiming territory that doesn't belong to you as yours the definition of imperialism?

Archive link to the story. There should be some consequences to the management who didn't allow them to leave when the flash flood warning was issued.

How long until she is gregnant?

Funny how the politicians and the media react with horror, but the entire rest of the Internet has an entirely different reaction. I wonder why.

The solution here is obvious. Use ChatGPT to rebut her ChatGPT-generated arguments. Since it's now a bot arguing with a bot, it cancels out.

Isn't it a bit ridiculous for researchers to have to pay a publisher to publish the content that they themselves make money from?

They're double dipping, and also triple dipping with the peer reviews done on a volunteer basis.

A racket, I say.

What can Stack Overflow's motivation possibly be to strip Luigi's account? Are their private equity owners in cahoots with health insurance executives?

This is a good way to incentivize game developers to just not use Unity and just some other engine that does this.

Great for short term profits which makes the quarterly statements look good, but bad for long term sustainability.

Covfefe Diem, imperator!

I remember being endlessly entertained by the rotating cube animation between workspaces in the old Beryl implementation.

I told my wife, "but does your Windows do this?" Followed by rotating the cube. She was like, "I don't care." And that was that.

I shall tell this story to my grandkids.

I've given up on buying stocks for individual companies. I'd rather just stuff it in an index fund and pretend it doesn't exist for 10 years.

As an American, I cannot legally touch any egg that hasn't been ultra-pasteurized followed by continuous cold chain refrigeration and served in either a Styrofoam or pulped paper cardboard egg carton.

Ooh I can't wait for the new Philips Hue® lighting monthly subscription service, where with a low fee we can access all of our standard lighting IOT with the basic subscription plan and colored lighting with the premium subscription!

Let the enshittification begin.