Very grateful for my stepdad.

Friends is horrible, watch Happy Endings if you want the same premise with funny jokes.

Seinfeld was also not good but did introduce a lot of tv tropes, so Larry David and Curb are where the funny is made there without the laugh track.

I’m straight and white, and I am also terrified for my queer friends and family. I figured Israel was always a lost cause but Ukraine is going to be so fucking stupid and painful when they get starved after we offered support.

If you didn’t vote or voted for this piece of shit, FUCK YOU

There is one and only one way to deal with Nazis

First they came for the Socialists, but I did not speak out…

Snoop Dogg. Black man playing songs at an orange man’s klan rally, at this point Martha Stewart is more gangster than he is.

By the same token, my respect for Kendrick went up 1000% after his halftime show.

Like riding a bike. Those soldiers were doing their best to sham in plain sight and right in front of that bloated tangerine, I’ve never been so proud of the E-4 mafia in my life.

I had a car with a bad alternator and took it to a shop, manager quoted me $150 then called an hour later to say he’d picked the wrong version of my car on the computer, mine would be $100 more but he said “a deals a deal so we’ll do it for the 150.”

Every other car problem I had after, straight to that shop cause I knew they’d do solid work and charge me fairly. Putting people before profits means retaining workers and getting loyal customers

Have none of you any empathy? What about the feelings of this cop who had to shoot one of his brothers because the cameras were on, did you think about that?

Also the part where fox literally called him an evil man. If you’re opposing Fred fucking neighborly Rogers, you’re on the wrong side of history

Happy Birthday Kyle

Keep on rockin! 🤘

Goddamnit. Dear world, some of us tried but there’s too much bullshit. This is extremely depressing and I fear for all my friends who aren’t straight white “regular” people.

What the fuck is wrong with people

Watching shows like Doctor Who and Red Dwarf on PBS in rural Idaho was a window to another, more enlightened and witty world. Mr Rogers and the Sesame Street crew taught very important lessons about compassion and empathy. Bob Ross taught us about happy little accidents and the joy and peace of painting (made even more poignant knowing he used to scream at recruits all day for a living).

I’m glad LeVar was able to bring RR back as a podcast, but the channel and idea are what’s important. I can all but guarantee if they manage to cancel it, the next bright idea will be replacing it with something religious

Michelle Obama has degrees from both Princeton and Harvard and the regressives spent 8 years squawking about nothing but how “manly” her arms looked.

Conservatism is a mental illness these people are grifting off of

In response to hearing about your 10,000+ individual donations, averaging under $30

So if that doesn’t send a message, maybe another CEO to spell it out?

Pretty sure Florida and DC are back on his vacation list now

Innocent until proven guilty, but if you say anything about that they’ll probably nix you from the jury pool so if you get selected just act dumb

It is called stochastic terrorism and this shitbag should be locked up

Abby’s no cop, just a giant science nerd who works for the Navy.