Episode idea:

George gets accidentally charged for the deluxe car wash instead of the standard one and spends the rest of the episode trying to sneak in a free deluxe to make up for it, but gets charged every time. Elaine is dragged into his shenanigans, but keeps backstabbing him to make good with the hot car wash attendant.

Jerry "falls in love" with a customer at said car wash, but doesn't get her name, and only has her ticket stub mentioning her car model to find her again.

Kramer enlists Newman to create their own car wash service, directly across the street.

Is that Sweet Dee Reynolds? I think you are better off with the Habsburg

There's a 60% chance that the title contains a fart allusion

Tortoises live a looooong time buddy. And I bet you that evil ones live even a little longer

I think that if you use AI responsibly (as an assisting tool) like mentioned in the article, then you are pretty much on the safe side.

But when you have AI do everything for you, then there's a big problem.

Personally I try not to use it at all, not a fan of all the problems that come with it.

Pearl Jam - Do The Evolution

Fantastically captures mankind's eternal obsession with power and greed

-Holy shit bro! Is he banging that gorilla?? What the fuck!!

-Yeah dude! I told him they were "hairy women" and he totally bought it!

Personally, I found it so absurd that it held my attention for a while, trying to decypher some obscure meaning.

In the end, I thought that maybe the wise old tree has to work at a fast food joint cause nowadays nobody wants to hear his wise advice anymore, made me chuckle.

Put him in touch with relevant support groups.

Jack Karlson was one of the greatest men I have ever known, he fought by my side, from the siege of P.F. Changs, to the fall of Panda Express.

The wounds he sustained ensuring our victory should have earned him a hero's welcome into Australia.

But the government had little need for heroes...

Probably that it has some of the best quotes in the series!

"So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be: A killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well, that's what they had paid for, so in the end, that's what they got. Say what you want about about americans, but we understand capitalism: You buy yourself a product and you get what you paid for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong."

"There I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime-store Angel of Death, when I realised, they were correct. I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other one was banging my sister."

Holy used condoms all over my car, Batman!!

I expect Kid Rock will be doing the singing at this classy affair

Controversies in ALL of Argentina's matches. That oughta tell you something...

"Jesus Christ be praised!"

Me anytime I actually manage to hit my oponent

"These fucks had nothing before we gave em the gift of our cuisine!!"

Are stuck together...

This is the average exchange in The Sopranos lmao

Cronos: The New Dawn, came out last year kinda flew under the radar, it's pretty scary, has interesting lore, the ending didn't quite please me but overall I would recommend it.

Has a RE vibe to it, limited inventory, lore through notes, and all that good stuff

Bro, the one time I went to Mogadishu I was pooping left and right, several times a day.

Someone gave me a funny look and there I went again, pooping like I was getting paid for it!!