The one tool Americans refuse to use.

Apparently we haven't been fucked enough yet. I'm honestly curious how low we will go. I suspect there is no bottom and Americans are just flesh bags trained to seek out meat grinders.

"I'm a deal maker. I make the best deals."

Makes deal with terrorist organization. Terrorists fails to uphold their side of the deal. Blames biden.

The key point here, not to get distracted, taking the title is trivial in the modern age. The title has little meaning to someone of today. The hitch is that Altito is a profound originalist. When he interprets the constitution he claims the text should be interpreted exactly as the founders explicited intented. All together, taking the title against the prohibition of the constitution acknowledges what his real intentions are. By claiming to know the framers exact intentions, something that is clearly unknowable, he can inject his own interests as he pleases.

Bro, where have you been?

And trump saying elon rigged the ballots in Pennsylvania. Even if it were true it's exactly what I've been saying. We are done with free and fair elections and the sooner you dweeebs stop running to the dems to save you the better off we will be.

Hey everyone, I just signed a lemmy order changing the name of maralago to gaping jizz hole. Enjoy!

But I want it

Bullying someone who's country is at war with a dictator is bad, yes.

You're saying the president of the united states. Smartest man in the world. Most fact checked and scrutinized person alive is lying. Fat chance bud.

There is no election in sight, this is prime time to criticize the DNC. Anyone trying to shut down discussion right now is the biggest loser DNC shill you can imagine.

Why on earth would you run kamala again? The democrats can't afford to learn anymore lessons. School is out. Time to start producing.

Imagine if we gave hoarders the same status we give wealthy people.

Like you're invited over for dinner.

You get to the door and ring the bell. They yell, "come in." You push the door open against 10000 stacked news papers pushing back at you. You're instantly hit with the smell of animal feces and urine. You unironically say, "wow, so decadent." You climb over a pile of furniture and to get to a small clearing in with a couch and a coffee table covered in clutter. You tell your host, "So much stuff, I'm so jealous, you truly possess all the worlds material goods." They heat up some discount canned ravioli on a hot plate because the only place in the entire house you can habitate is that small clearing with the couch.

After you finish your fine dining experience you leave and you realize you never once saw any animals.

Hoarding is a disease. Doesn't matter if it's useless garbage or the idea of a pile of money you'll never use.

Me: Trump is absolute clown shoes

My Dad: you just dont understand his brilliance

Trump:

You right, ill change my title.

Edit: Here's the original discussion w/ timestamp. I want to say, I've been avoiding xwitter for so long I really hate linking it right now.

https://x.com/profcarroll/status/1825910248189591637/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1825910248189591637&currentTweetUser=profcarroll

Here's a couple links if anyone wants to venture down this rabbit hole

https://www.axios.com/2024/08/15/trump-netanyahu-gaza-hostage-ceasefire-deal-call

https://www.reuters.com/world/netanyahu-denies-report-he-spoke-trump-about-gaza-talks-2024-08-15/

Edit2:

https://www.politicususa.com/2024/08/20/doj-investigation-requested-into-trump-trying-to-illegally-block-gaza-ceasefire.html

Bug report filed.

If you're not having a stroke right now, I must be.

I'm so jealous of you right now.

How CNN will cover it: