I think this is all Velcro has to do to keep they're trademark. If you think about it, there's not much ends they can do besides the occasional PSA, what are they going to do, sue someone who says Velcro? Besides, I think they kind of enjoy trying to make "It's a hook and loop fastener!" their new slogan.

Let's be clear, all US elections are rigged in many different ways. This is why the Texas gerrymandering is an issue as well as North Carolina in the past, and I'm glossing over a lot of cases and other methods that are used because it isn't worth my time mentioning more than those two.

Where are we on this one?

• That didn’t happen
• And if it did, it wasn’t that bad
• And if it was, that’s not a big deal
• And if it is, that's not my fault <--- I'm guessing here
• And if it was, I didn't mean it
• And if I did, you deserved it

*scans QR code*

welcome to the Microsoft troubleshooting website! What is your issue?

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT ME HERE!

Fake news, she wouldn't have volcanos on her dress for that field trip.

Still probably better than them getting involved.

“He said that she was being transported (to the plane) on the runway, and staff had opened her kennel, and she had escaped into the middle of the runway,”

I'm pretty sure that falls under incompetence.

Nah, kids don't know what shit is called. They'll just say the first word that seems right enough, and then it's your problem to figure out.

Dad absolutely rolled with it, though.

I'm a bit late, but I used to testify in DUI cases and have sat through many court sessions.

First, you didn't commit a crime, you made an oopsie. Don't stress out too much, a lot of people just don't show up, you're a light in the dark for just showing up.

Wear nice clothes, put together the best you can with what you have, don't go buy a suit for traffic court. Slacks and a collared shirt (no visible holes or worn spots) is typically enough, especially if you're living paycheck to paycheck. Save your money for fixing the situation, not looking nice. Looking nice does help and shows respect to the court (judge) but trying to fix things on your own without them intervening makes you look even better.

Explain that you made a mistake and accidentally let it lapse. Talk to the public defender if you can. They are overloaded with cases but will help, court proceedings and the language they can use is confusing.

Try to make amends now, renew your license, sign up for whatever you need to sign up for, if you can't afford to renew let the judge know that you're walking/biking/bussing to work until you can afford to renew/sign up/etc. Ask the court for mercy since you have a clean record to the best of your knowledge and are already taking steps to remedy the situation.

Be very nice, the judge is the law in their courtroom, the only person with more power is the court stenographer because they get to correct the judge.

Bring receipts or any proof that you have of what you're doing.

As many have said DO NOT DRIVE YOURSELF TO COURT.

Absolute gold right here:

her habit of uttering ‘word salads’ — i.e., jumbles of exceptionally incoherent speech..."

Is this projection or is he too dumb to understand what she says?

The fact that M$ forced uefi on everyone then couldn't implement it properly on their own and does this fuckery instead, should make it very clear the quality of the rest of their work.

That's how these noodles are prepared, they're run through cold water and served cold. The novelty here is it flows through a trough to you, instead of chilled out of sight and served.

It's the signature of a male American that learned cursive in 4th grade before their body was ready for this sort fine muscle control and was never practiced again after learning to sign their name.

But why aren't you attacking other politicians who are worse, according to your statement?

How about Lindsey Graham? You got anything to say about him? Chuck Schumer seems to check all your boxes but you're still going on about Bernie.

You could check the Wikipedia entry for her, there's a few accomplishments in there. in any case, I'd say attempting to bring food to starving people under death threats and attempts for doing so makes any of her attempts at doing something, whether the goal is accomplished, far better than whatever you've got going on.

Hey, I think I've seen this one before.

ICE doesn't give a shit about court orders

And garam masala

It was a homemade blank, using hot glue to "hold it all together". I'm guessing the poor kid got a plug of hot glue in his shoulder.