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It’s my insane little idiot’s Gotcha Day., but he refuses to pose with new toy. So here’s an old one. First day as office cat.

Farewell beloved Le Chat Noir socks. Hello upleveled cat ball.

Welcome to Numbat Facts.

Numbats are the only member of the family Myrmecobiidae. This saves them a great deal of money not buying presents this time of year.

Welcome to Numbat Facts Hanukkah edition.

It is not possible for a numbat to be an observant Jew as eating insects is forbidden by the Torah. How inconvenient.

Chag sameach.

Boyo currently crying and hyperventilating after trying to burn out his not-Covid with Buldak noodles and a disgusting concoction called Fire Cider. I call dibs on first use of the bathroom tomorrow morning.

Headache! Need moar water!

EDIT: possibly make that need moar RATs, Boyo running 38.8. Swear words!

I declare this cheese hunt successful

Invitation to join pillow fort

Fly my army of Darkness, and not so Darkness

First expedition to the can return machine. Got enough back to almost pay for a big sack of cat litter. Impressed with the speed of the thing!

Sneak peak It’s rather hard to photo through the shite glass at this place. Grump.

Achewww! X 74

Dude! Choosing to not pursue it is one thing, but under no circumstances send her back.

Absolutely nobody just ate their body weight in cheesey mash in a post panic attack pms comfort attempt….”

Done my back. Don’t know how. Faaaark!

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Numbats do not drink, they obtain all their water from food.

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Yeah. Therapy isn’t quite the magic wand the advice /r think

Citizens of MelbZone there is a solution to our moth plague! I shall attract then Godzilla stomp them!