This is how I found out he died?

I hope they used the official Apple cleaning cloth that's certified compatible with that model of MacBook

Probably a hallucination of the AI that generated this

Even if you bent over backwards to agree with this tweet, just look at the facts of the Epstein case. These girls were sex trafficked. Epstein and Maxwell sought out vulnerable girls and took advantage of them. They were not girls in a traditional mindset trying to find a husband and have kids.

If you just give someone a Palestine for free, what incentive will they have to work?

90s kid doesn't mean you were born in the 90s. It means you experienced your childhood in the 90s. So if you were too young to remember, it doesn't count.

I sin every day

OCRd for readability

Hey. Giving away the hot tub. It's a 6 seater, paid $4,200 new in 2014, jets all still work, heater works mostly. You haul. It's around 700 lbs empty, so you'll want a trailer and at least three guys. There's a spigot on the back left for draining.

One thing to know up front. The tub has developed preferences.

I'm not trying to mislead anyone so I'm being straight with you. Starting in early 2022 it started doing things. The jets on the north side, the side facing the house, shut off when my ex-wife Cheryl would get in. Not when anyone else got in. Just her. I had two repair guys out, both said nothing was wrong with the unit. The second guy said "sometimes appliances pick up on stuff" which I didn't really process at the time.

By that summer she was barely using it. She said the water "felt judgmental." I thought she was being dramatic. Then in October she sat down across from me in the tub and told me about Greg. The tub went completely still. No bubbles, no hum, the underwater light dimmed about halfway down. I'm not saying it reacted, I'm just telling you what happened in the order it happened.

After she moved out it came back to normal mostly. Bubbles are good, heat is good. But it will not warm past 98 degrees if a woman named Emma uses it. Doesn't matter which Emma. My sister Emma, my neighbor Emma, and the Emma who delivered a package and asked if she could test it because she was thinking about buying one. All three. 98 and it stops climbing. You can test this yourself, bring a Emma.

Couple other things to mention. Around 2 or 3 am it sometimes cycles the jets on its own for about 40 seconds. I used to think it was a timer issue but the timer's been unplugged since January. Also the cover remembers. I don't really want to get into the cover.

I'm not asking anything for it, I just want it gone. I think it would be happier somewhere new, somewhere it doesn't have to think about Greg. If you take it. please be kind to it. It's been through a lot. We both have.

I'd like to note that this is the third cromulent Simpsons reference in this thread. Pretty good for a show with only 11 seasons.

Noo! I loved Pocket. It's integrated into my Kobo eReader. It was the only good way to get articles easily synced on to an eReader. I hope Kobo buys Pocket. Or Rakuten, since that's a tech company and they own Kobo.

Someone's running a pump and dump scheme on Myrrh. Once that bubble pops they just transition to Frankincense like it never happened.

Well luckily the FTC sued them for being a monopoly and then the Trump administration settled for a slap on the wrist, so they have no reason to change.

I didn't think it was a real Bible quote. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass.

-Hegseth

Blackstone is private equity. Blackrock makes the funds normal people buy for their retirement accounts.

Don't forget "flushable" wipes

Literally a joke from the Simpsons. Bart runs for class president and proclaims "We want more asbestos!"

ChatGPT took DMT and now we have to beg it to not talk about the machine elves

But she did review the code. It was all in one PR so her only comment was "LGTM"

My camera can record videos of ICE abuse. Are they gonna ban that?

Reminds me of gameshell, which is a rogue-like game designed to teach you the unix shell. So instead of navigating with NESW, you cd to locations. At one point you search the "garden", which is an unmanageable tangle of directories, with find.