Not just government -- the official White House account. It's... dystopian...

It's insane, because it's not some sassy or hyperbolic report. It's perfectly measured and...logical. A well made report.

Or what of there was some way to give everyone a tiny dose of the measles so that their immune system can learn it and attack it without even getting sick??

Maybe if they make the virus weakened or figure out some way to deactivate it?

Gosh, someone should work on this. It's a great idea...

Will I die or go into withdrawal without my glasses? Of course not.

But do my glasses make my life a hell of a lot easier? Absolutely.

Since when can an executive order nullify a Constitutional Amendment??

Seem like a pretty open shut case to me...

YEAH NO SHIT: IT'S A BRIBE

It's even worse than that: he's testing the boundaries.

He's testing if he can get away with deporting an innocent man. He's testing if he can ignore the Supreme Court without consequences. He's testing if the Salvadorian president will stand firm and be his good little concentration camp boy.

If they are successful, it means they can imprison ANYONE they want to.

If they are successful, our Bill of Rights is about to come crashing down.

It's like the confirmation of Brett Kavenau when he threw a hissy fit about how he "likes beer"...

That in and of itself should have disqualified him. If someone isn't capable of being even-keeled and not throwing a temper tantrum, then they shouldn't hold the highest judicial office in the land...

Or members of his cabinet just accidentally add foreign agents to classified chats...

Like, I get you want to make sure information is true, but if a direct witness to the event said, "This was hate crime as fuck," you'd at least throw in an "allegedly" statement in there.....

It's always mobile game or sports betting ads that are the most "wtf?" levels of complex, which tells you something...

They systematically made millions of people fear for their lives. I'm glad shared that for a moment.

Religion. They are the "Christian party."

I mean, literally none of their actions reflect the teachings of Christ, but culturally they have entrenched themselves as the only religion Christians can choose (at least, from the view of many Christians).

That's an easy one: Yes.

Well..yes, it is a link aggregator, but have you ever used Pinterest? The uses for it vs reddit are wildly different...

For #1, you're missing the bullet point:

• "Acts nice to my face, but doesn't consider me a human being (and votes accordingly)"

"You know, people aren't being fucked over enough by the price of healthcare already...:

• Trump, probably

"Yeah, I agree, that is horrible. I am literally just trying to keep more innocent people from suffering and dying..."

And Tennessee!

Dude, my point is there's not even the thinnest veneer of campaign donations or inauguration funds or anything.

It's literally JUST giving him a big fancy plane to flatter him and make him feel like a big boy.