God, why is this lamp so sexy?!

Ah fuck me, the long road of "Is this Miisha? Oh wait, nope it's Violet!" has started

You don't even know my real name. I'm the fucking lizard king.

Right? I came to ask the same thing. And shit, I've worn tighter shorts just from gaining weight. Wtf is Orville Orthodox on about?

It's still so crazy that this WASN'T a huge fucking wake-up call to a lot of people.

This comment right here, officer.

I'm not wasting perfectly good drinking piss just to wash some clothes

Your boyfriend is wrong, this isn't "perfectly fine." It's a masterpiece.

Ah damnit, I got the version that makes my soap taste all cilantro'y.

"My daughter tried using this in her Bad Dragon donkey-sized dildo and made a huge mess. She was so embarrassed that she tried to clean it up herself and missed a bunch of spots. The damn house still smells like a cheesemonger's stale fart from where this milk seeped into the corners of the carpet. Worked great though, looked just like cum. 4/5 stars."

I have strong feelings about the animals in the Sea World exhibits, particularly the Orcas and Dolphins. However, I contracted for Sea World Orlando for 5 years as an entertainer and often had to be "back-stage" or "back-area." I watched Blackfish and it did NOT represent the experience that I, or any other team member I worked/talked with had. It felt very sensationalist and not grounded in reality (or at least, the reality I witnessed for 5 years). If you watch it, I'd just approach it with some scrutiny, because it really didn't come off as a "documentary" to me.

"Neither of these answers seem to address the question of why the games could not also be part of the Switch Online's GBA collection... or why the games are priced at $20 each..."

Nintendo:

Humans are terminally unstable and will die within an average of 73 years. More at 11.

I once had a dream about a "lobster hotdog." A lobster tail in a buttered hotdog bun. I went to a sports bar that happened to serve lobster tail and had hot dog buns. The waitress willing let me order this culinary sin. On an occasion, I still wake up in a cold sweat with the faint memory of processed bread and shellfish...

Anyone else at a loss? WTH is this?

Now that's a proper shitpost. Just stellar work.

What a horrible day to be literate.

Then there's me, always hard when peanuts are involved.

Just a miserable day to be literate...

No worries, almost all of us have never been outside this rather small circle either: