lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyMickey7 Recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fineView original on lemmy.world158Comments42Reply
BBoosBeau lemmy.worldYour boyfriend is wrong, this isn't "perfectly fine." It's a masterpiece.57Reply
ffrightful_hobgoblin replylemmy.mlBecause the handle is on the left. I don't trust those people, they're shady.11Reply
ddanc4498 replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesCause the roles on the bottom are not stacked in a very efficient manner.3Reply
ffrightful_hobgoblin replylemmy.ml2Hide 2 repliesHexagons are the provably most efficient way to pack circles into spaces.15Reply
ddanc4498 replylemmy.worldMaybe if gravity wasn’t a factor. In this case that TP should have been stacked from the start.1Reply
Brave Little Hitachi Wand feddit.ukPlastic plants aren't great, it's true. At least you're ready to take a few shits.26Reply
WhiteOakBayou lemmy.worldMaybe he's just preparing. The first time I lived with a woman I was surprised at how much faster toilet paper went20Reply
FFunkyCheese lemmy.dbzer0.com8Hide 8 repliesWhy you complaining? Women use like 2 rolls per day This is for you19Reply
rramble81 replylemmy.zip7Hide 7 repliesOmg. Thats my SO. I can use like two squares at a time, unless it’s a big shit, but i swear she uses half a roll every time she take a piss.7Reply
SSkyezOpen replylemmy.worldI bought a massive pack from Costco in like 2018 and it lasted me through the pandemic. Since my girlfriend moved in, we've one through like 3 a year.3Reply
CCaptain_Buddha replylemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesHow in the fuck can you use only two squares!? You got one of them fancy butthole sprayers? Hairless balloon knot?2Reply
TTynan replylemmy.mlFancy 16-ply toilet paper. That's why they're so worried about the rate, it costs $20 a roll.1Reply
llost_faith replylemmy.caIf your SO is considerate as it sounds, not all that tp goes to wiping, just saying. iykyk1Reply
PPhobosAnomaly feddit.uk1Hide 1 replyIt's just missing an extra bollock and you'// have yourself a massive TP dong. nice. edit: fucking on-screen keyboard did me dirty, I'm keeping it though.13Reply
aaeronmelon lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThere can never be too much toilet paper, only not enough.13Reply
tthagoat lemmy.dbzer0.comI suppose a neon sign with TP and a down arrow would improve the look a bit.8Reply
typhoidandswans lemmy.zipHopefully when its tipped over, it won't fall into the toilet or bath.5Reply
ffonix232 replyfedia.ioGiven the size of the singular testicle, I think the scales are right-ish.1Reply
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biblically accurate toilet paper.
Ah, that's what that symbol was for
Your boyfriend is wrong, this isn't "perfectly fine." It's a masterpiece.
Why wouldn't it be?
Because the handle is on the left. I don't trust those people, they're shady.
Cause the roles on the bottom are not stacked in a very efficient manner.
Hexagons are the provably most efficient way to pack circles into spaces.
Bestagons
Maybe if gravity wasn’t a factor. In this case that TP should have been stacked from the start.
Plastic plants aren't great, it's true. At least you're ready to take a few shits.
Look at his wealth!
Maybe he's just preparing. The first time I lived with a woman I was surprised at how much faster toilet paper went
Why you complaining?
Women use like 2 rolls per day
This is for you
Omg. Thats my SO. I can use like two squares at a time, unless it’s a big shit, but i swear she uses half a roll every time she take a piss.
I bought a massive pack from Costco in like 2018 and it lasted me through the pandemic. Since my girlfriend moved in, we've one through like 3 a year.
How in the fuck can you use only two squares!? You got one of them fancy butthole sprayers? Hairless balloon knot?
The ancient art of origami
Real pros just need 1 sheet: https://youtu.be/W7sSWVzgaHo
Fancy 16-ply toilet paper. That's why they're so worried about the rate, it costs $20 a roll.
Donald is so awesome he doesn't use any.
If your SO is considerate as it sounds, not all that tp goes to wiping, just saying.
iykyk
Bidet and mini trashcan? You’ll survive a tp tower.
It's just missing an extra bollock and you'// have yourself a massive TP dong. nice.
edit: fucking on-screen keyboard did me dirty, I'm keeping it though.
Cancer got the missing one.
There can never be too much toilet paper, only not enough.
And yet no one makes big rolls for home use.
I suppose a neon sign with TP and a down arrow would improve the look a bit.
Could go higher.
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is this a crosspost from r*ddit
Hopefully when its tipped over, it won't fall into the toilet or bath.
Obviously we have forgotten the summer of 2020. Never forget.
Legendary
There's a pattern abandoned to stack. He's an animal.
That's a penis.
With one ball? Centered? No, this is a TP tower.
So... it's Hitler's penis?
Would need to be much shorter to be .... Hitler's.
You're all wrong.
It's a rocketship.
8=====D~~~
Given the size of the singular testicle, I think the scales are right-ish.
Use that bidet wand on the side and profit.
I concur. That's a dangerous place for a delicate plant.