Spyke

Please send it to your nearest Ministry of Complaints and Grievances Filing Receptacle.

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You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

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iocasereply
lemmy.zip

,̶'̶ ̶ ̶,̶ ̶|̶ ̶,̶'̶ ̶_̶'̶

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Agent641reply
lemmy.world

Any experts in ancient Sumerian writing know what this says?

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lemmy.world

You just said it. It's Loss. Loss is a comic/meme that you can display in a very abstract way and it still gets recognized. Look it up knowyourmeme.com for more information.

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Agent641reply
lemmy.world

You are now breathing manually.

Also, your lips are dry.

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Abyssianreply
lemmy.world

I'm definitely missing something here. Tell us your secrets.

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Thanks. That was one I read way back when, but I've never heard of or seen the minimalist ideogram.

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lemmy.today

Let's say this Twinkie represents all of the Psychokinetic Energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it'll be a Twinkie...... 35 feet long and weighing approximately 600 lbs.

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gigastasioreply
sh.itjust.works

That’s exactly what I did too! Missed the 10-second cutoff though, I’d say it was somewhere between 10-55 seconds.

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Nothing can live on a twinkie. It's proof of US adoption of alien technology at area 51.

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God fucking damnit! At least one benefit of early onset dementia is that in starting to lose pattern recognition and had to come to the comments.

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This is such a dumb and shameless attempt to get people to stare at your ass and generate ideas.

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You seem to be at a loss for words.

The term is "caketastrophe."

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This is such an opportunity to roll around on the floor with them.

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No, that would be, " oh no stepbro, I dropped my twinkies while getting out of the shower..."

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... that might not be awful... mush it all together and marinade / bread a chicken wing? Sweet heat?

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